Liberty found dead. Starvation likely cause.Submitted by ChristianAnarchist on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 23:03
Liberty was found dead today by an unsuspecting acquaintance who stopped by for a visit. There are indications that Liberty had died of starvation. Liberty had fallen out of favor by those who had known her for reasons unknown. It seems that most of those who once were counted as her friends had been courted by her neighbor, Welfare. Although Liberty would always entertain any who would listen with high ideals and would always encourage everyone to find and obtain their maximum potential, Welfare would lure most of them away with her constant parties where free drinks and generous prizes were offered. Of late, few had seen Liberty and the few who had indicated they saw her wasting away from neglect. It is unknown how long Liberty lay dead before discovery, but the decay indicated that it had been a very long time.
Rest in peace Liberty, those few who miss you will be preserving your DNA for possible cloning when such technology becomes available.
For those interested, Welfare is having a large party next door with free drinks and even more generous prizes...