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We need to stop posting

Don't you guys know that whenever you post things, you run the risk of offending someone? This posting of things needs to stop.



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just roll over the image and click on 'Surprise Me!'

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Michael Nystrom's picture

Thank you Chris. Here's what I found:

"...what you believe creates your reality. Simple? Yes! Easy? No!"

Ha ha! So true. Half a paragraph later she continues..."I don't want you to settle for some relative improvement in your life. I'm asking you to settle for no less than a total transformation of your life..."

Every once in a while it is good to have an earthquake like that.

He's the man.

I love posting stuff one day

and trying to figure out what the heck I was talking about the next...

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sharkhearted's picture

LOL. Hilarious anti-post

I have a few more ideas for posts:

We need to stop...

We need to....

We need....

We....

w.....

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~Chris
Norfolk, VA

Time to INVESTIGATE the investigators of 9/11. PROSECUTE the prosecutors. EXPOSE the cover-up.

We need to stop being

so f-ing collectivist.

Hey!

I find that last period to be offensive! I demand a retraction!

I'm reaching up and reaching out.
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.
Spiral out.

I find the word period offensive...

I think we should pass a law to ban it.

Alright then...

I hereby propose to introduce to congress the Tampon Act of 2013 to officially ban all utterances of the word "period".

I'm reaching up and reaching out.
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.
Spiral out.

sharkhearted's picture

LOL. How does one retract a period?

Maybe with a minus symbol?

Retracted.

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~Chris
Norfolk, VA

Time to INVESTIGATE the investigators of 9/11. PROSECUTE the prosecutors. EXPOSE the cover-up.

Nicely done, Sir

I'll allow it

I'm reaching up and reaching out.
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.
Spiral out.

I find your approval of this

Offensive. Please request its removal immediately.

Pffft

Well you're obviously just one of those approval-ist bigots.

Shame on you and your disapproval of my approval!

I'm putting in a recommendation for you to receive sensitivity brainwashi--- uh, training.

I'm reaching up and reaching out.
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.
Spiral out.

sharkhearted's picture

I asked this "offender" to retract.... (lol)

Using a period, a dash, a tilda....and even some quotation marks that 1970s Charlie Brown's Woodstock would produce as conversation.

Now, I could not find any actual Woodstock chatter...but I DID find this cute clip of Woodstock trying to communicate to Snoopy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTssF_NYusQ

~Chris
Norfolk, VA

Time to INVESTIGATE the investigators of 9/11. PROSECUTE the prosecutors. EXPOSE the cover-up.

sharkhearted's picture

Please just.....just....don't do that....

Or whatever.

This thread is fun.

Notice my period and minus sign below. Not sure what they mean...but they are funny.

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(And I have added a tilda as well).

~

Added a Woodstock """ for extra measure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTssF_NYusQ

~Chris
Norfolk, VA

Time to INVESTIGATE the investigators of 9/11. PROSECUTE the prosecutors. EXPOSE the cover-up.

O...M...G...

You put the period AFTER the minus sign! NOOOO!

And a TILDE?! This is Amurka and we don't take kindly to that around here. And if you don't like it ... well, you can just gyeet out.

I'm reaching up and reaching out.
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.
Spiral out.

sharkhearted's picture

"AMURKA" hahahaha

Alarmingly simliar pronunciation to GW Bush a few years ago talking about those "evil-doers".

OK....I formally retract the period to be BEFORE the minus sign.

Re-arranged.

And I will even throw in a # sign and and ellipsis to boot.

Happy?

~Chris
Norfolk, VA

Time to INVESTIGATE the investigators of 9/11. PROSECUTE the prosecutors. EXPOSE the cover-up.

Ooow

Hashtag, very trendy!

Happiness is a thought crime (#duh!), but I find your retractions to be acceptable.

Aaah good ole Shrub. Those were the glory days. The crap that came out of that man's mouth ... priceless.

One of my personal favorites: "Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

So eloquent.

I'm reaching up and reaching out.
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.
Spiral out.