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I have a problem with ants in my house.

But then again, not ALL ants are in my house.
And some problems in my house are not ants.
Therefore, I must not have a problem with ants in my house.

I apologize for being a collectivist antist.

A special Thank you to the handful of Ant Defense League members here at the DP for helping me see the error of my ways.

(Did you notice I said "collectivist." RP says that too. We're tight.)

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I thought you were serious. I was gonna tell you that once they get wings you'll never get rid of them! Hah!

I have the same problem with aunts

I have the same problem with aunts

“The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.” — Albert Camus


Diatomaceous earth works

... by getting into the joints in their exoskeleton.


Perhaps this would work on the reptilian shape-shifter demons at the top of the pyramid ?

People are not insects.

People are not insects.

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I forgot how my house that is worthy of protection from ants magically becomes less worthy of protection when the threat takes the form of a human, especially when that human is someone the legislature deems unconditionally protected. Thanks for straightening this out.

If someone is causing a

If someone is causing a problem with your house you need to take it up with them instead of making internet posts equating Jews with insects.

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your uncle.

Put some cinnamon around the

Put some cinnamon around the hole/area they enter through. Ants hate cinnamon.

Southern Agrarian


...er....er....just a tid-bit of extra info for that non-ant non-problem straw argument:


I make sure to use the word "collectivist" no less than thirty seven times per day, to show that I'm one of the three TRUE Libertarians on Earth, the others being me and myself.

Take that, antist!

I bet you deny the great anthill stompings of 2166, don't you? Do you have any idea how many ants (also termites, earthworms, slugs and dung beetles) were stomped that day? 8 billion. No wait, it was 12 billion. No wait, it was eleventy zillion.

I hope you fry under a magnifying glass, you anti-ant bastard.

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You, Yourself, and you?

Well... That is quite the collective you have going on there. Surely you do not call yourself TRUE libertarians with all the group think mentality that undoubtedly takes place between the 3 of you.

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
― Dr. Seuss

You'd be surprised!

We all get along very well, yet are wildly different. I am clean shaven, while myself has a twirly mustache, and me wears blue demin rather than black.

On a slightly more serious note, I believe that grouping/groupthink is inevitable among humans to a degree (not gonna say if it's "good" or "bad"). Not too long ago, it kept us from being a Smilodon's breakfast.

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"no less that 37 times"?!

Damn. I've never been able to break single digits.You should post a tutorial for all of us aspiring libertarians.

Things Said

Things are said in the simple hope that a listener might understand that certain generalities are taken for granted.

But, has that communication skill been lost, apparently. Can get very sensitive here at times.

Precision of thought demands it, just yakkin', dun't.
edit: ~3:36 am est

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LOL. Thanks for the smile. :)

LOL. Thanks for the smile. :)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.


"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Are you talking about ants?

Sounds like anti-mitism to me...

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