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How Can I Make This Country Great

So President Obama asked George Washington, "how can I make this country great?"

President Washington said, "Always tell the truth."

Obama asked Thomas Jefferson, "How can I make this country great?"

President Jefferson said, "Always follow the Constitution."

Lastly President Obama asked President Abraham Lincoln, "How can I make this country great?"

President Lincoln: "Go see a play"



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That was the best joke...

...I have heard in a long time!

I heard it was a great night

I heard it was a great night in the theater. Ba da bump.