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My name is Smudge Pot and I support drone killing.

A lot of people have been asking for clarity regarding this issue of drone killings and naturally people want to know the opinion of a spiritualist like myself. I hope to give this clarity now and I hope I don't further befoul or befowl this air. I'll be plain as boiled chicken.

I support the killing of these drones in our skies. I think more people should do it. In keeping with a legal tradition that says we own a certain amount of airspace above our heads and just as we have a certain right to expect that the people pulling up pianos over our heads to not drop them on same, and just like the man who wants to jump out of a tree has an obligation, a moral and ethical obligation not to land upon the people beneath, the rights of the above are curtailed by those below. And in this similar line of logic, a man has a right to shoot a bird that poops on his head on his own property. Even be this bird a Snowy White Owl or even the symbol of our great nation, the Bald Eagle for it's pretty obvious in these situations that it's become personal and these birds as INDIVIDUALS, not as a species, are just trying to pick a fight.

Therefore my office has today introduced legislation so that these drones can be legally hunted and managed by the Fish And Game authorities whom will be instructed to issue hunting tags on a lottery system so that we can manage this growing population of aviaries to our mutual benefit, take them down, stuff them, mount them and display them above mantle pieces along with prize bucks and ducks and antelope as part of our proud American tradition, to be passed down from father to son and indeed these days, from mother and father to daughter, as a family in good, clean, honest American fun.

In summary I'll say the same as when I started. I am and will remain utterly, unequivocally and unabashedly in support of drone killing. My name is Smudge Pot and I endorse this message.



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You're a good kind of nuts Smudge Pot....

:)

Lord Acton, Lord Chief Justice of England, 1875 - "The issue which has swept down the centuries and which will have to be fought sooner or later is the People v. The Banks."

I owe you one

because that's all i have ever wanted to be.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

Fahrenheit 451

Anyone recall the Hound in Fahrenheit 451?
What if civilians start their own drone program that would be programmed to sniff out enemies of the Constitution? Let's make it fair. Government gets so many drones, we get so many.

Nice...

Well placed literature...

Bad food, worse weather, please rEVOLution the states so I can bring my family back home!
Rosa Koire for for President!

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Good one, SP!

Good one, SP!

It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. – Mark Twain

protected species

Once read a story in readers digest about these two iranian hunters that mistakenly mistook one of these elusive and majestic endangered creatures for a native duck like water fowl. The hunters were never officially charged with a crime. Sadly the US Govt never got their bird back.

They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds. -mexican proverb

What do you

propose the daily bag limit be set at? Suppose I want to bow hunt them, do I get a longer season since it will take me longer to get a close range shot than it will be for my rifle hunting friends? With deer hunting we have rack scoring system and database to record animals with large antlers. Will you be pioneering a scoring system based on wing span, or weaponized ordinance?

The bold effort the present bank had made to control the government ... are but premonitions of the fate that await the American people should they be deluded into a perpetuation of this institution or the establishment of another like it-Andrew Jackson

NICE

+ 1.

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LOL

Anzio 20mm? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E92CLD5VXKg

or a Barrett M107??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LaTI1pZljg

and drones may certainly be shot down like pheasants in Tejas! Yeee haw!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGgEFOD8Jlo

choices, choices! LOL

best part? they're both 'civilian' legal!

Predictions in due Time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGDisyWkIBM

"Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy." - Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul

I thought

I was going to punch my computer screen for a minute. lol

Very Cwafty. I approve.

"Freedom is Popular"

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This post is HYSTERICAL

Thank you for sharing!

~Chris
Norfolk, VA

Time to INVESTIGATE the investigators of 9/11. PROSECUTE the prosecutors. EXPOSE the cover-up.

Smudge pot

Take a number ten can fill half way with sand dump desel on top light.

sovereign

"Wabbit season!" "Duck season!" "Wabbit season!" "Duck season"

DRONE SEASON!!!!
Awesome, smudge.

Love or fear? Choose again with every breath.

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HAHA here's that clip Fishy. I love it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-k5J4RxQdE

~Chris
Norfolk, VA

Time to INVESTIGATE the investigators of 9/11. PROSECUTE the prosecutors. EXPOSE the cover-up.

That clip would be pure win

That clip would be pure win adding drone season. The rabbit and duck could both grab the barrel, point it up and say drone season, FIRE!

i said WABBIT SEASON!

http://imgur.com/V9El7ZR

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

Hi Smudge

I do NOT support killing drones, or queens, or princes, unless one of the little winged devils actually stings me, in which case nature will snuff out its life. Otherwise, leave the bees alone! I like that they fertilize my vegetables and puke up honey.

"Bees bees, hark to your bees.
Hide from your neighbors as much as you please!
But all that has happened to us you must tell,
Or else we will give you no honey to sell."
-- Rudyard Kipling

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West of 89
a novel of another america
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/161155#longdescr

amidst all the titles that boil blood

i knew this one would provide some much needed levity before i even clicked.
bravo Smudge Pot.

"The two weakest arguments for any issue on the House floor are moral and constitutional"
Ron Paul

I was prepared to hate this

:)

So let me get your position crystal clear smudge...

you are saying that drone killing... WITHOUT due process ON American soil should be legal???

Don't even try em in court

If they ask of a lawyer you tell those drones to shut up!

Drones is varmints no season

Drones is varmints no season license or lottery needed they can be killed at will year round! ;)

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very good

Very funny stuff! You should write more satire smudge, you have a knack for it, and there simply are not enough writers out there that do it well. : D

Ah my brother

PK...been too long. As usual you are correct. I should. The trouble is bro, I'm not really in control of it. This one evolved spontaneously last night from a chat that me and Vinceableworld were having last night. And it was in context like "hold on for a sec and i'll solemnify this in a post" and then we just kept babbling about nothing.

Vince has this literary thing going where we're all members of a crack subversive criminal operative team and he's incorporated me as a character and there is not one dang thing I can do about it. Except be glad I'm cast in a central and glamorous role. In Vinceable's world i'm not just a dumpy old reject, I'm a dashing and exciting dumpy old reject.

If you really want to know, and I know he's gonna be pissed at me for divulging but one of the best satirists we have here is Bill3. Like if you really want to put your spurs into somebody's flank and ride them like a pony, Bill3 is your man. He needs only 3 things: booze, encouragement and maybe just a bit more booze to really crank out the masterpieces.

Oh and hey, regards to family.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

LOL :D

LOL :D

“The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design.” - F.A. Hayek

sound good but I think they

sounds good but I think they fly so high you cant even see or hear them

LOL!

Love ya smudge!

Smudge.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAA