27 votes

Old Chinese Proverb

Old Chinese Proverb

Old Chinese proverb should change with the times!
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime."
After watching the State of the Union Address,
this should be updated to a new version modeled after the "enlightened" values of the Supreme Democratic:
"Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone, free Internet, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote Democrat the rest of his life … even after he's dead."



Trending on the Web

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

New Chinese Proverb

Give a country loans it can't repay, and Barack Obama will grant you large tracts of land and other real estate for the purpose of creating autonomous settlements and setting up bases of operation within its borders.

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the Universe.
~ John Muir

bigmikedude's picture

They've got that proverb all wrong

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

Sometimes I am certain...

Sometimes I am certain that I am uncertain but other times I am not so sure that is true, but I could be wrong.

RickStone

I couldn't fail to disagree with you less!

I couldn't fail to disagree with you less!

“Although it was the middle of winter, I finally realized that, within me, summer was inextinguishable.” — Albert Camus

Confucius

the father of ideology that preaches obedience to authority.

Confucius say

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

“Although it was the middle of winter, I finally realized that, within me, summer was inextinguishable.” — Albert Camus

Confucius

Man who go to bed with problem, wake up with solution in hand...

Man who stand on toilet,

high on pot.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift