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15 Ridiculous ways to get the FBI Terrorist Watch List

So the FBI handed out 25 lists for businesses to use to identify potential terrorists.

It turns out, according to these lists that everyone is a potential terrorist.

http://shadesofthomaspaine.blogexec.com/index.php/entry/15-r...

I had heard about these lists, but until I got a zip file with all 25, I had wondered if they were just hyperbole. They aren't. Here are the originals.

http://shadesofthomaspaine.blogexec.com/index.php/entry/comp...



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what a strange world we live in

Good thing we get taxed to death to keep an eye out for all of these terrible things! NOT

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-- Albert Einstein

The machine has to justify itself

what would a counterterrorism unit be without terrorists?

Author of Shades of Thomas Paine, a common sense blog with a Libertarian slant.

http://shadesofthomaspaine.blogexec.com

Also author of Stick it to the Man!

http://www.amazon.com/Stick-Man-Richard-Moyer/dp/1484036417

LOL

sort of like the bureaucrat version of "cash for clunkers" then...lol

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-- Albert Einstein

"Require valid ID from all new customers"

That's step one for "Being a Part of the Solution" on almost all of these pamphlets. You want to buy some paintballs, kid? Let's see your ID!

A list with everyone on it

isn't worth much, is it?

Author of Shades of Thomas Paine, a common sense blog with a Libertarian slant.

http://shadesofthomaspaine.blogexec.com

Also author of Stick it to the Man!

http://www.amazon.com/Stick-Man-Richard-Moyer/dp/1484036417

Sweet! I passed!

Got a 5! Although, if you're not already on the list, you're not doing enough!

I'm a serial entrepreneur and liberty activist from Texas!

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www.NonNetwork.com

I got 8

maybe 9 depending on how you interpret the sweating, after all i don;t sweat all the time, but pretty often in the summer months.

Josh Brueggen
Engineer
Entrepreneur
Gardener
Jack of all Trades
Precinct Commiteeman Precinct 5 Rock Island Co Illinois

Any chance

You could upload the zip file? Love the blog, but I would really like to get my eyes on the actual pamphlet.

Here they all are.

http://www.dailypaul.com/278136/link-all-25-fbi-terrorist-wa...

Author of Shades of Thomas Paine, a common sense blog with a Libertarian slant.

http://shadesofthomaspaine.blogexec.com

Also author of Stick it to the Man!

http://www.amazon.com/Stick-Man-Richard-Moyer/dp/1484036417

I'll see if i can't print them all as jpegs

and post them in a subsequent post.

Author of Shades of Thomas Paine, a common sense blog with a Libertarian slant.

http://shadesofthomaspaine.blogexec.com

Also author of Stick it to the Man!

http://www.amazon.com/Stick-Man-Richard-Moyer/dp/1484036417

I knew an old lady once

that had 3 fingers missing. She was REAL strange and was an absolute parrot fanatic. She told me some of her parrots had bitten her fingers off. I was freaked by that one! Suppose she might be a terrorist or just a little off in the head?

skippy

Parrots could probably be

Parrots could probably be reprogrammed to serve as battle drones, right?

Author of Shades of Thomas Paine, a common sense blog with a Libertarian slant.

http://shadesofthomaspaine.blogexec.com

Also author of Stick it to the Man!

http://www.amazon.com/Stick-Man-Richard-Moyer/dp/1484036417

Hmm that gives me an idea.

"Suicide parrots."

I don't know about you

but if I saw the one in the fur coat, I wouldn't be thinking of whether or not she has explosives under there!

deacon's picture

she could have

a hidden IUD,and no one wants any of them going off
prematurely ;)
deacon

If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

You need to be sure, though.

You need to be sure, though.

Author of Shades of Thomas Paine, a common sense blog with a Libertarian slant.

http://shadesofthomaspaine.blogexec.com

Also author of Stick it to the Man!

http://www.amazon.com/Stick-Man-Richard-Moyer/dp/1484036417

I'm pretty sure..

regardless if that's how I'm goin out I'm okay with it...

scawarren's picture

Heck I even got 7 out of 15

Heck I even got 7 out of 15 :/

It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. – Mark Twain

I only got 6 out of 15

I only got 6 out of 15, does that mean I'm not a terrorist...

Amerika: Land of the Snitch

scawarren's picture

LOL good one!

LOL good one!

It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. – Mark Twain

deacon's picture

i gots one now tho

them pictures give me an idea
as how to stand out,but I'm gonna need
a boat,sim card,cell phone,plumbers pipes
a little girl who needs a hair cut,and a granny
who owns her own boat rental
i got the bottle rockets (WMD) and the sparklers (flares)
OH CRAP,i forgot about the missing finger (guess i could just stick
one someplace ( you know,like out of the way) ;)
deacon

If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

Our tax dollars hard at work...

...rooting out sweaty people and vandals and people who need gasoline for their lawnmowers.

I'm thinking maybe an easier and cheaper way of getting such villains who display any of those 15 terrorist signs would be to just get out a phone book, close one's eyes, and point to a name. Voila!

Isn't That What They Do With Drones?

Food for thought.

skippy

touche'

.

I only had 4 of those. I

I only had 4 of those.
I thought for sure my hobby involving ordering various types of chemicals would have made it onto the list! /sarcasm

To climb the mountain, you must believe you can.

deacon's picture

no comment really

just a bump for their idiocy
deacon

If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

I only got 10 out of 15.

I only got 10 out of 15.

Author of Shades of Thomas Paine, a common sense blog with a Libertarian slant.

http://shadesofthomaspaine.blogexec.com

Also author of Stick it to the Man!

http://www.amazon.com/Stick-Man-Richard-Moyer/dp/1484036417

We'll have to keep an eye on you.

I have Janet on speed dial. You've been warned.