Pope Candidate Demands RECOUNT - Suspected Election FraudSubmitted by vinceableworld on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:27
As many of you know... I have been a candidate for Pope since last year. I campaigned on the principles of no more pedophiles... worshiping God rather than satan... and returning the church to it's moral foundation of all things that are good and holy.
I am outraged at this turn of events. It is an obvious conspiracy to prevent me... the most qualified candidate for Pope bar none... from taking my rightful place as 2nd fiddle to God.
I implore you to write/email and call your Cardinals and tell them how you feel about this obvious injustice and also donate below to start a global campaign to raise awareness of this fraud.
You can hang onto your cash, which is an obvious ticket to hell or you can invest in your salvation. The choice is yours.
So in summary... give me your money and you will be saved. Refuse to donate and you are doomed to burn in the fires of hell for all eternity. (Remember: You can't take it with you.)