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Pope Candidate Demands RECOUNT - Suspected Election Fraud

As many of you know... I have been a candidate for Pope since last year. I campaigned on the principles of no more pedophiles... worshiping God rather than satan... and returning the church to it's moral foundation of all things that are good and holy.

I am outraged at this turn of events. It is an obvious conspiracy to prevent me... the most qualified candidate for Pope bar none... from taking my rightful place as 2nd fiddle to God.

I implore you to write/email and call your Cardinals and tell them how you feel about this obvious injustice and also donate below to start a global campaign to raise awareness of this fraud.

You can hang onto your cash, which is an obvious ticket to hell or you can invest in your salvation. The choice is yours.

http://www.popevincent2013.com/

So in summary... give me your money and you will be saved. Refuse to donate and you are doomed to burn in the fires of hell for all eternity. (Remember: You can't take it with you.)



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I am getting tired of people

I am getting tired of people ridiculing my faith as a Catholic, people like yourself are becoming just as bad as the progressives in which the demagogue other peoples beliefs. I personally do not conmdemn or ridicule Judaism, Muslims, Buddist, etc, since I respect others for what they believe.

I am glad that a Jesuit was selected from Buenos Aires, Jesuits take a true vow of poverty, and live with the poor, and many that I know personally are truly humble servants of Jesus.

I "demagogue" ignorance.

"Beliefs" what is this?

Many that you know personally? Who are you btw?

The Jesuits and the Catholic Church...

Anyone with a brain should read and read all accounts of the "Jesuits" brand of Christianity. Short and simple...The Jesuits were a ruthless and violent group. The Catholic church actually turned over the church to them an one time to bring order. If one will do the research, one would come to a reasonable conclusion they are a society of priests who do specific acts for the church when the church does not want their hands dirty. The Jesuits are a group of extremely brilliant individuals who believe the church shall survive at any cost....even killing...etc. If there was a secret society, this one is beyond ones immagination.

It took me years of research to discover many facts, none of which
exemplifies the faith they profess publicly. I read books and documents in the Vatican library...the only way to get accurate information if you can get access.

If anyone comments negatively or positively about this post in less than a year is a fool. The proof is there if one takes the time. If one is a total believer without study, they are in for a big disappointment.

James
St. Johns Seminary
Kansas City 1963

James

His post was meant as

satire. It was supposed to be comical, nothing more.

You are on a tear, aren't you?

Vinnie Da Pope. Has a nice ring.

Love or fear? Choose again with every breath.

:)

Vince

On my fifth year anniversary here I say thank you for your witty, crazy post. Its one of my favorites of all time:)) A bump for the new pope.

"Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
Mark Twain

Happy anniversary :)

Blessings :)

Is there some Daily Paul marriage certificate available that I'm not aware of? Michael?? What is this all about? I'm not GOOD ENOUGH to be married to the Daily Paul? What gives?

Must be some kind of racist thing because I'm white.

Thanks :)

And you are truly out of your mind. Maybe you would look good behind the wheel of the pope mobile.

"Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
Mark Twain

I believe I would blow the mind of

the world. Isn't it funny how these virtually useless talking heads have the kind of podiums they have when the answers are so simple? I'm just more and more stunned every day that this groggyness of the American people has worn off yet and they finally ready to get back to work being free again.

Our job is to be free. To promote freedom (without force). I can't think of anything that makes people more prosperous (not to mention REDUCES population without vaccinations).

Hey if people can be inspired to act

a little nicer to each other then let them be. organized relgion can be a bit much but I one barbaric practice I do not like is the jewish moyle. they do the circumcission on the infant then use their mouth to suck off the bloody penis. not very good. plus the rabbis are giving the baies herpes and killing them.

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is that the road to

their personal salivation? ;) jk
deacon

If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

This is the nastiest thing I've ever heard of.

then use their mouth to suck off the bloody penis.

Was definitely TMI (too much information).

Words of support from outgoing Pope to New Pope

You will now have millions of adoring people gather to hear you tell all sorts of silly old stories about a super-powerful being and other made-up nonsense about everlasting life in paradise. You can tell people that if they really want something, all they have to do is clasp their hands together and ask an invisible force for it and it will be delivered. And they will all BELIEVE you! You can dip your fingers in ashes and smear it on people’s foreheads and tell them they will live forever.

It will be enjoyable and it’s not particularly difficult. You can say whatever you want. You basically get to come into work and act like a little kid playing pretend. Enjoy!

Albert Pujols for Pope

One Cardinal who I thought would have been a great Pope was Albert Pujols, but he's with the Angels now.

Thank you for your sincere and serious comment.

However it is unacceptable on this thread being the topic is "humor."

If you want the vote of pedophiles you should not demagogue them

Besides the fact that you can not turn this beast back to good lest you are Christ or empowered by the Father (the real one, not a pedophile).

.

Probably

just blowing smoke

When I cast my vote for you

I got a return letter from south africa stating that to make my vote count I need to send them a check for 15 thousand dollars. Should I do it???

Isaiah 2:4
And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.

Too late now...

but tell me how much is your salvation worth to you?

AT LEAST

1 million zimbabwe dollars (for my soul)! So...like $120 buck give or take? or nothing depending on how you look at it. But seriously, salvation can't be priced. How much is one soul worth to God than? Who can tell. Jesus gave his life for everyone's salvation so I'd say that would be pretty damn expensive...

Isaiah 2:4
And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.

I called...

I called my Cardinals in AZ... they just picked up Rashard Mendenhall from the Steelers.

I was chosen to cast the 'tie-breaker' vote again this year...

Since I was not called upon to cast the tie breaking vote (yet again!), I can assure you that you lost by at least 2.

Better luck and all that.

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The cardinals probably voted on touch-screens.

Hence the obvious election fraud. I suspect Karl Rove had a hand in this...