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Feds Swarm Metra Train After Detecting Nuclear Risk

Sources say the agents were members of the elite TSA VIPR team on the 5:04pm Union Pacific West line. They were carrying hand-held nuclear-detection devices that picked up a reading.

Jerry Jones, a Chicago lawyer, was heading home on that train. He says the federal officers narrowed the trouble to the area where he was sitting. “I had no idea I was the center of the activity,” he says.

The special security team must have picked up on him as he entered the station and walked up the stairs, Jones says. Little did he know a nuclear stress test he had at a hospital earlier in the day had set off silent alarms and sent security scurrying.


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Isotope Dopes

I wonder why the man didn't feel more inconvenienced than safe.
Probably because they didn't come with guns drawn (this time).

Have the VIPR teams considered the fantasy (i mean 'possibility') that the man could have had a nuclear device embedded in his body?

I, for one, will never feel completely safe until until the TSA can dig around; performing surgical searches. ..cause you never know.

The idea of a threat is grounds for legal atrocities for the Unthinking aSpartame eaters of the Aberated (U.S.A) and their/our current cavity quest, soon to be known as "Operation Paranoid Fist".

The NSA should monitor

The NSA should monitor Zionists e-mails telling them to avoid certain cities, towns, and areas.

The only way Obama can take

The only way Obama can take the civil liberties football from Rand and redeem himself is to out these guys. This is video documentation of domestic terrorists plotting terrorist activity and committing acts of treason. Arrest all the heads of this organization immediately. We'll form a citizens grand jury and arrest them if we have to take matters into our own hands. We should throw this video in their face every time they call us terrorists.

Here's the ironclad evidence;

Ugh, not everything is

Ugh, not everything is propaganda. I have used these units and people that have undergone nuclear stress testing or radiological therapy will give off high readings.

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"The propaganda here is so good!

Americans actually believe it!!!"

That is what this Chinese insurance agent said to me about 7 years ago. He had a PhD in physics and managed to escape communist China somehow. He became an insurance agent in a firm that offers some kind of recurring / residual compensation.

At the same time he was trying to sell me insurance, he was also trying to recruit me into the program to sell it. He did quite well for himself - was driving a Lexus, and was counting the few years until his retirement. In the course of that conversation, he said what I quoted above. He was talking, specifically, about CNN - lol!

When we look at images of Chinese propaganda, it all looks so staged and fakey - everyone smiling and laughing. How could anyone believe that? we wonder. But to the vast majority trapped inside the system, the images are sources of comfort and security.

Now fast forward to 1:52 in the video above, where the interviewer asks the guy, "How does this make you feel?"

"I feel great security, knowing that there are people on the lookout for this type of thing."

Phew! That was a close one! Thank goodness those guys were there! And thank goodness CBS 2′s photojournalist Lana Hinshaw-Klann happened to be at the scene and used a cell-phone camera to record agents in action. [Direct quote from the article.]

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The North Korean situation is interesting, too. We just happened to have Red Dawn come out a few months ago, starring none other than the soldiers of North Korea invading the Homeland. Funny how the latest developments in North Korea are being used to justify a huge military buildup, isn't it.

Actually, it is more than funny. It is downright thigh-slapping hilarious.

He's the man.

The search for credible threats has become so desperate

that leaders are forced to turn to Hollywood for answers...

Yes, time for a remake of Red Dawn except this time it's Al Queda that takes over America!

Yeah! WAIT we "defeated" Al Queda so now it has to be the Taliban! Yes! The taliban one day boarded their troop transport aircraft and had their aircraft carriers positioned off the coast of....er wait....The Talbiban taught their camels to swim in vast herds with life preservers and they very SLOWLY AND STEALTHILY....

Oh forget this, we need something really gritty let's see here, somebody bring a map....hey....of course....the only nation really on the table is Ch***. Are we allowed to say that? Make a call. OK no, nobody say Ch*** we seriously don't wanna piss those guys off so who else?

North Korea. Who else has masses of half starved troops sitting around land locked with noplace to go and nothing better to do? Look it's not perfect but it's gonna have to work. When all ya got is lemons you make lemonade. It's at least more believable than whoever came up with Russoraqorea. Get that person in here and fire them.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.


Read the comments!

Almost EVERY POST is calling BS on this.

Are people actually waking up? Or are pro-liberty people the only people that are really paying attention and bother to post?

This piece made me LOL

This is so funny. Staged. Like no one has ever got on a train after his nuke procedure. LOL! Sorry Jerry, I don't buy it.

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plain and simple.

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including the lawyer who did not have the brains to keep his mouth shut.

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the one-balled man is king.

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Instant classic. Hilarious.

The DHS, FBI, Mossad, or some

The DHS, FBI, Mossad, or some other government agency is getting ready to set off a small nuclear device somewhere in the country so they can bomb Iran. The agents are compartmentalized so they don't know their role in the operation and for plausible deniablity reasons. That guy who was radio active was probably a plant. The story is just too convenient and looks like a made for TV story.

Too bad Intrade is down, we could take bets what city or town the federal government will set off the false flag nuclear device to get us into the war with Iran. The "sometimes submarines go down who would know why" scenario is probably off the table.


when the targeted man said he was glad they were 'keeping him safe' so to speak.

What's your source, or are

What's your source, or are you just making shit up?

Not making it up. That's

Not making it up. That's what's being planned. I'm glad I don't have any kids that have to go die in that war. I would suggest all the agents in every department keep a close eye on the other.

How have you come by this

How have you come by this information?

I can't give you the

I can't give you the documentation for various reasons. You'll have to get it from these guys.

I'll bet the NSA has no

I'll bet the NSA has no e-mail intercepts from this organization, hint. I'll bet no government agency is investigating this organization. I wonder why?

Thanks. i'll see whats up.

Thanks. i'll see whats up.


Nuclear-Detection-Devices. They used to be called Geiger Counters, but the name was changed to scare the shit out of you.

People have watches with glowing hands and numbers that are radio active. They'll probably set off the Nuclear-Detection-Devices as well. Everyone with those old watches should all wear them on the same day in that train station using a flash mob like tweet memo for time and place just to screw with them.

you know I always wondered

about that.

If Camenga compasses will easily set them off, suppose ALL tritium gunsights will also set those off, too.

Hey, guess everyone at modern shooting ranges will also set the detectors off! LOL

Hey, if a granny who just had radioactive isotope injected into her body from her doctor, can get detected driving through Lincoln tunnel, guess all bets are off!

Or, drink a Cocoa powder mix:

Hey, guess if they can use K-9's to falsify 'drug alerts' and plant fake evidence, then how easy would it be to mess around with sensitivity settings on their rad-detectors??

Predictions in due Time...

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& first I heard of TSA "VIPR" teams.

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