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Authorities On Alert As Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congressional Chambers

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WASHINGTON—Federal, state, and local law enforcement officials are reportedly on high alert today after a group of dangerous sociopaths entered the chambers of Congress, posing what sources are calling “an extreme risk” to the U.S. federal government and the nation at large.

Authorities On Alert As Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congressional Chambers

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That's

horrible.

Pandas is bad.

Gotta love The Onion

How long before China puts this up as a legit news story and not the parody it is? Although good humor usually contains some element of truth, however small.

I knew it.

I knew before I clicked on it that it was an Onion vid and I also knew what the plot was going to be lol.

What about the 40+ year siege

What about the 40+ year siege at the White House?

egapele's picture

Time for a 911 call to

the wacko-birds.

Rand Paul

They showed a picture of Rand Paul as one of the deranged. Fooey on that.

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..you don't want him to stick out TOO much.

Maybe if the general public sees him as just another disappointment, he'll get more votes. ;)

I know. Right?

how weird is that?

In the spirit of reversing reality to expose reality...

THROW IT IN YOUR FACE!

bwa ha ha ha ha...

Pandas is bad.

LOL

Look at the police chief, Kathy Lanier at 0:59 with all her govt medals/ribbons. Like some kind of 3rd world dictator

of course they had to take a shot a Rand. the onion is always 75% right on, 25% hatchet men/women

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Their Fair Share: Taxing the Rich in the Age of F D Roosevelt.

“Our revenue laws have operated in many ways to the unfair advantage of the few, and they have done little to prevent an unjust concentration of wealth and economic power,” - President Franklin Delano Roosevelt in 1935.

Henry J. Morgenthau Jr., Jacob Viner, and Herman Oliphant (Treasury officials) differed on whether to “soak the rich” through steep progressive levies or “save the poor” by extending the income tax to the middle class and forestalling federal consumption taxes.

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The rich can pay spendthrift congress ways & means.

If willing taxpayers earn $250,000 per year and the government taxes them at 49.6% (this is the actual proposal for federal, medicare, and social security tax), it will take them 129 million years to pay off the current debt.

According to the 2010 census data, there are 3.8 million households with $200K+ (no data exists for $250K), so “taxing the rich” will only take 34 million years to pay off the current debt (if the US government does not borrow one more penny for the next 34 million years)!

All we must do, is convince the rich to pay their "fair share" @ 49.6%... for 34 million years.

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It's funny how...

The Onion is in more in touch with reality than "serious" news organizations.

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Garan's picture

When the truth is ridiculous, humorists are dead-pan right.

..and the strait faced are the dummies.

The world is flying upside down.

You won't ever see a better opportunity

where Canter, Pelosi, and Boehner are lined up...

sorry, must be the Veteran in me.

Why does Reid's head looked cropped into the picture?

If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

Funny, true, and

so very sad.

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