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NOT Onion: Mexican Drug Cartels using Sexy Female Assassins!

Ever experience that awkward moment sitting alone at a bar, and a beautiful woman looks in your direction, gives you that gaze, that look? And, you're all like 'Who, me? You're really looking at me?'

Well, if you've been a bad boi, and you're sitting at a bar in either CA, NV, AZ, NM, TX, or say...Reynosa, Mexico, the next time a Latina hottie looks at you, make sure she's not raising a muzzle your way, 'cause it may be the last time you see a hot Latina giving you that look! LOL

Crafty evil bastards; they had to leverage the TWO vices that many men succumb to: Drugs and hotchicks with guns.

Cartels Training Female Assassins



Published on Mar 18, 2013

Just this weekend, two women were killed in a gun battle in Reynosa, across the river from Hidalgo in the middle of the afternoon.

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It's just like Archer!

It's just like Archer!


Vietnam revisited.

"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here" (Shakespeare)
RP 2012~ Intellectual Revolution.

Can we end this damn drug war already?

You would have thought that the Eighteenth Amendment and the consequences that followed it would be lesson enough not to repeat it.

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"The State is a gang of thieves writ large." - Murray Rothbard

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Er... No.

Er... No.

It's not that you / we can't.

It's that "they" - ya know, Dear Big Government who "cares" for your "safety" and mine - don't want to.

And that's because they are Supermen, by the way :


'Makes sense?

I say :


"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.


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