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Theater Seats for Seniors

Theater Seats for Seniors

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The old man just groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have
to call the manager."

Once again, the old man just groaned. The usher marched
briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All
right buddy what's your name?" "Fred," the old man moaned. "Where ya
from, Fred?" asked the police officer.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle,
Fred replied, "The balcony”

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that's gotta hurt.


The law cannot make a wicked person virtuous…God’s grace alone can accomplish such a thing.
Ron Paul - The Revolution

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. Ron Paul

I don't get it?

I don't get it?

Southern Agrarian

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The man must have fallen from the balcony to land on the seats he was sprawled out on.

Oh I was envisioning a movie

Oh I was envisioning a movie theater with 1 section of stadium style seating.

Southern Agrarian