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Rand Paul Leaving GOP Boy Band, Elephantasy For Solo Career (satire)

Citing irreconcilable artistic differences, prominent Kentucky Senator Rand Paul announced in a press conference Sunday that he is disbanding the GOP boy band, Elephantasy, and embarking on a solo career to focus on his speech-writing, songcraft, and the smooth rhythms of Jeffersonian-style limited government.


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