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The Sensuous Wife

The Sensuous Wife

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?"asked the wife.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.

"Uh, no," he said.She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," he said, now really intrigued.

"Well, go look in the garage..."



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Michael Nystrom's picture

Good one E

Got a good chuckle out of me.

He's the man.

Honey...

"How did this happen, dear?"

"Well, I was reaching for toll booth money..."

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Nice!


Still laughing!

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egapele's picture

Ha !

Thanks for the laugh!!!

to which

he found a great deal of scantily dressed women enshroud in crumpled FRN's as his wife whispered from behind "Happy Easter".

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Cyril's picture

ROFLMAO ! ! !

ROFLMAO ! ! !

:^)_)

Women !

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