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Report: Skinny White Chicks Commit Majority Of Sexy Crimes

A recent report reveals that the majority of sexy crimes are committed by skinny white chicks.

Peter Schiff and Gerald Celente investigate.

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Cat Daddy is on the case ;-)

... sexy crimes and hot misdemeanors aren't too hard to solve :

just follow the booty!

~ ~ Cat Daddy ~ ~
artist: Dana Bryant
album: Wishing From The Top

HOLY CHIT!!

His name is Edward Snowden

What is Capitalism?
http://youtu.be/yNF09pUPypw

Skinny Women Ain't Hip

skinny girls are evil. I do

skinny girls are evil. I do my best to fatten them up!

Ron Paul 2016

Thought this was another Ann Coulter thread

Oops.

It's true!

LOL!

What would the Founders do?

Fatten them up,

give them a pair of glasses, a baseball cap and a camera. Problem solved.

Shameful

How much longer can we let this injustice continue?

Southern Agrarian

i'm still laughing from your

i'm still laughing from your warning people to get out of silver and into zimbabwe dollars.

lawrence

Thanks. But that was a joke.

This is sexy serious.

http://www.dailypaul.com/263669/10-reasons-to-invest-in-the-...

9-11 was a panda job.

Cyril's picture

Goodness. LOL. Seriously, Chris, you're weird.

Goodness. LOL. Seriously, Chris, you're weird.

*I* do get your humour, but, heck, I'm rather weird, too... Now, are you fishing for downvotes again with this one, or what?

Or you have a bet going on maybe?

Ok, good luck anyway!

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Something Peter Schiff said...

Just about how crimes are analyzed after the fact - who did it, how, why, what demographic were they? Does their particular demographic own a lot of guns or not?

Just makes sense doesn't it - the majority of sexy crimes would be committed by skinny white chicks?

Am I wrong? Sorry. Sexy statistics don't lie.

9-11 was a panda job.

jrd3820's picture

I actually think you are wrong here

Fine. Sexy crimes are committed by sexy people, that makes sense. But who is to say what is sexy? Are only skinny white chicks sexy? What about the people that find big black girls to be sexy? Or short brunettes? Or tall Asians? Or medium sized red heads? Can't they be sexy also? And if so.... then who is committing all the sexy crimes? Isn't sexy in the eye of the beholder? So sexy crimes are committed by the eyes of the beholders?

Sigh... do I really need to explain this? OK - here goes.

The difficulty of drawing conclusions from reports is that they only contain a finite amount of information garnered from research done by people with biases during a finite period of time. Blind and double-blind studies are not possible as the researchers need to scope all the chicks in the data sets, and the government funding people have made it clear in their particular way which conclusions they wish to see, for their own nefarious intentions. Skinny white guys like Schiff and Celente are then duped into reporting on the report while rebutting retorts and perpetuating harmful stereotypes about booty-shakin' babes. Conspiracy hypothesists fear a looming sex war as the manufactured race war stutters.

9-11 was a panda job.

Michael Nystrom's picture

Speaking of tall asians...

This video won Video of the Year at the first ever YouTube Music awards.


http://youtu.be/wq7ftOZBy0E

And in a sure sign that I am getting old, I'm like "What kind of crap are the youts of today watching / putting out?"

Anyway, I thought I'd put this up for comment by our resident music scholar.

- - -

Earlier this month, K-pop girl group Girls' Generation beat out big names Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and even Korean YouTube sensation Psy to take the "Video of the Year" award at the first-ever YouTube Music Awards.

The initial reaction of the crowd gathered at the awards ceremony in New York can be summed up with one word: Huh?

http://news.asiaone.com/news/showbiz/k-pop-beloved-far-under...

To be mean is never excusable, but there is some merit in knowing that one is; the most irreparable of vices is to do evil out of stupidity. - C.B.

Nice eye candy,

but, my god, that's horrible music even by K-pop standards.

Somewhere in Korea, there's a bum's asshole that's being overworked to death.

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

Cyril's picture

Ah! Now that's profound! LOL.

Ah! Now that's profound!

LOL. My very bad. So, you were serious, in fact... "FOR ONCE"! ;) :P

Please receive my apologies. :)

P.S.
AFAIC, I'm a bit wary of "statistics". By all means, use with great moderation. ;)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Statistics may lie...

but good figures don't.

9-11 was a panda job.

Hips Don't Lie

Not completely skinny and not completely white.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dWErisOfeyE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatc...

"We need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch?
...

I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats ..."

Why would you post a link to a version that does not include

Shakira dancing? That's just wrong.

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

Did Someone Say Follow The Booty?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaIHodFKVg&desktop_uri=%2Fwatc...

Ain't hip. Latina skinny. But so close you could touch it ...

... Better not. ;-)

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Cyril's picture

P.S. And why Schiff and Celente

P.S.
And why Schiff and Celente, ANYWAY?!

P.P.S.
And why "skinny"?!

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

jrd3820's picture

Wth Chris?

?

Natch.

:)

9-11 was a panda job.