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e-mooning

e-mooning

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

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Cyril's picture

An ObaMARX ass

(__)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Cyril's picture

A Ben Bernanke ass

(__)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Cyril's picture

A Paul Krugman ass

(_FRAUD_)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

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"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

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deacon's picture

looks like

cyber porn to me ;)
deacon

setting your expectations to high,can cause depression

Michael Nystrom's picture

(_lol_)

laugh my ass off

All art is only done by the individual. The individual is all you ever have, and all schools only serve to classify their members as failures. E.H.
egapele's picture

How about

urn(_!_)

not you, of course - just something to add to the list. :)

hey, check this out!

You are making fun of the Association of the Spine Surgeons of India!

http://assicon2012.com/

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

egapele's picture

virus laden link

avg would not let me in.

thanks

I will put these to use right away!

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

bookmarked...

while this may be posted under 'humor' I'll be keeping it for reference material, thanks :)