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e-mooning

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

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Cyril's picture

An ObaMARX ass

(__)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

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Cyril's picture

A Ben Bernanke ass

(__)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Cyril's picture

A Paul Krugman ass

(_FRAUD_)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

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deacon's picture

looks like

cyber porn to me ;)
deacon

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Michael Nystrom's picture

(_lol_)

laugh my ass off

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egapele's picture

How about

urn(_!_)

not you, of course - just something to add to the list. :)

hey, check this out!

You are making fun of the Association of the Spine Surgeons of India!

http://assicon2012.com/

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

egapele's picture

virus laden link

avg would not let me in.

thanks

I will put these to use right away!

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

bookmarked...

while this may be posted under 'humor' I'll be keeping it for reference material, thanks :)