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We need MORE anti Zombie posts!

I don't like zombies! They are the most likely to cause of the need for all tis preping stuff. I think we can all get behind the anti zombie movement.

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Love is the fulfillment of the law, and I still love the Zombies

That's right, I said it: "I LOVE THE ZOMBIES AND WON'T LET YOU HURT THEM!"

A Zombie is a walking billboard for liberty demonstrating what people become when liberty is their enemy. They become feeding machines that prey on their neighbors in a quest for brains.

"BRAAAAAIIIIINNSSS...."

The Zombie horde covets, and your neighbors are the Zombies.

The answer is to give them what they want, to help them, but not by letting chaos reign, but by serving justice. You shouldn't fear the Zombies.

You know what they've forgotten and can remind them. You can clear their eyes and wake them from their trance. They can be so much more than Zombies, and they DO have brains. They can still learn. If they didn't have a brain, they couldn't serve their purpose.

What if a Zombies ultimate purpose is to get you to find a way to love Zombies, and to even recognize that there's a Zombie living inside you?

"Love the zombies as you love yourself. Love is the fulfillment of the law."

The only good zombie

Some became Zombies because they were perhaps a little too slow. Some because they failed to be alert enough. Heck, some might have even chosen to become Zombies.

It really doesn't matter how the Zombie became a Zombie. The only good Zombie is a dead Zombie. Wait a minute....

The one advantage of being a

The one advantage of being a zombie is that they stick to their guns, even with their cold, dead hands.

I was raised by Zombie

I was raised by Zombie parents. I didn't like it and now I became an anti-Zombie. Since I used to be a Zombie, everything I say about Zombies is completely accurate and I have no bias against Zombies. I just hate them and wish they would go away. They make up .2% of the population, and so if I hate them then that automatically means I love 99.8% of the world's people.

Some people may think that I am stereotyping all Zombies. I am not saying that all Zombies is greedy and pure evil, but I am saying that most are, and maybe even all of them.

So a Marxist black gay

who was raised by capitalist white parents can claim that since he "knows" his parents first hand he has some authority, trustworthiness or better judgement to spread his anti-capitalist and anti-white emotional whining baren of any logic?

If it wasn't obvious, I was

If it wasn't obvious, I was mocking another comment (with +24) written by a former Jew about how he doesn't like Jews.

And I'm not sure where the 'gay' part of your example fits in.

Gays have a unique

ability to criticize hetero, since most of them had hetero parents, thus first hand "knowledge." Your sarcasm did indeed escape me since the level of sophistication and pretence is usually high among anti-Semites. Anti-Semites talk that Jews are Khazars, Zionists are not only Jews, very religious Jews are against Zionsim, etc. THEN they feel shy to explain why Evangelical Zionists want to control the world and add flouride to water consumed by gentiles and why Egyptian president, Morsi, had pumped sewage water into Palestinian tunnels.

I share your frustration

So often those conversations go the way of a battle of definitions that go nowhere.

Person 1: Jews are __________.

Person 2: That's anti-semetic!

Person 1: OMG don't you even KNOW what anti-semetic means!?!?

Person 2: Fine, it's anti-Jewish!

Person 1: I'm not anti-Jewish, I'm anti-ZIONIST. God don't you know anything?

Person 2: Fine, then why did you start by saying that Jews are ________ ?

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We need MORE candidates and their application letters !

We need MORE candidates and their application letters !

http://www.dailypaul.com/280113/application-letter-template-...

;)

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Zombies are a grave threat to the Homeland

Department of Homeland Security is preparing for zombie apocalypse.
http://lonelyconservative.com/2012/12/homeland-security-spen...
So stock up on these deadly silver-tipped rounds just in case.
http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

I hate Zambonis

and that's just scratching the surface...

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

First of all, we need to follow

special rules. With true definition of a Zombie we cannot do much or excite weak-minded to the point of thinking and talking about Zombies day and night. We need to create MENTAL DEPENDANCY on Zombies. That way we can blame everything on Zombies and thus excuse what our parents, grand parents and our neighbors did for the past generations politically and socially.

Rule #1 - distort the meaning of Zombie. Say, Zombies are those flesh eating dead who want to control the living people so they can have a perpertual food chain for themselves.

Rule #2 - make Zombies super-powerful. Say, Zombies have an ability to control Libertarians with silver coins and bitcoins. Zombies have a secret access to silver coins and bitcoins (and their mining and distribution) and thus have special power.

Rule #3 - anything goes now.

Can we focus on a specific individual zombie

instead of this collective judgment thing?

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.

Sublimed, you are antisemitic.

I know what you mean by Zombie; you are just afraid to say Zionist, because both words begin with "Z". And you're such a fraidy-cat, you couldn't say it, because by extension, you really mean Israeli, and of course, by further extension, you really mean jewish. You people (those who hate GOD) will go to no end to disparage some groups. Shame on you!!

Holy cow man I was making a

Holy cow man I was making a joke! I hope you are also!

of course I was, man.

Guess I forgot the (sarc). Sorry, all in fun.

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LOL!

LOL!

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

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"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

I'm happy I'm not the only

I'm happy I'm not the only one that can still have a good joke. Ron Paul said to have fun with it.

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LOL. Good one :)

LOL. Good one :)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

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Thank Goodness

Somebody had to be the one to point out the obvious. It is such a touchy subject though, I did not want to be the one to say it.

Hey!

Zombies are people too.... Well, they were people.

They just want brains equal rights!

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