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Application Letter Template for the Presidency of the Republic

Dear Mr. Central Banker,

Having learned, by chance, though very honorable, there would soon be a vacancy in the Presidency of "the Republic" that you oversee with great talent, I have the honor hereby to request your high benevolence, and to grant me this position that I am able to fulfill to your complete satisfaction, and evidently also, for the best interests of your house.

I provide with this letter my detailed "curriculum vitae", and certificates from other houses as well, where I have been employed, that I left out of my own volition, and free from any commitment.

I note, for all practical purposes and your convenience, that I have a coat, a jacket, fine tissue to wipe protocol tears when necessary, and that I wear the top hat with a certain casualness.

I would be very grateful if your staff could set up this first appointment shortly, so that we can discuss the terms in a timely fashion.

In anticipation of a prompt response from your end, please receive, Mr. Central Banker, and your lady, the assurance of my highest consideration, without prejudice, much sincerely so, and my eager civilities.

[signature]

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Inspired by Pierre Dac :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Dac