Just imagine if Onion is really a way for the US Government to give public notice of actual events? Like how in the Men In Black movies and the tabloid papers. That would be hilarious.
I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked
I'm pretty sure that gold has long since been siphoned off and sold.
For 50 Bitcoin...
History Channel documented. 22 minutes. 3 farm boys set out in search of treasure. Over by an old oak tree... The limbs had obviously been used to hoist something very heavy. Come join the hunt.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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