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HAPPYGRAM: If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will

HAPPYGRAM: If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.....

You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

Solution to the problem in Egypt :
They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours !!

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I like the jokes, but none of

I like the jokes, but none of these guys attributed to the quotes actually said them.

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Difference between Obama's administration & what's in a cesspool

Q: What's the difference between Obama's administration and what's in a cesspool?

A: What's in a cesspool doesn't spend your money on Eau de Cologne.

-- Me

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Obama-care

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno

This may actually be an endorsement of Obama-care.

Ron Paul convert from the Heart of Dixie

Telegram: Sorry for your misfortune. My condolences.

I've seen everything when I see...

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

Made me smile

What's the difference between Obama and a liar?

The lair doesn't need a teleprompter.

Now That's Funny!

Thanks for posting..