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Retirement Job

Retirement Job

Someone recently asked me,

“What is your new job since you’ve retired?”

I replied, “I am my wife's sexual advisor.”

Somewhat shocked, they said

“I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?”

“Very simple”, I replied.

“The wife has told me that, when she wants my

f - cking advice, she'll ask me for it.”

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