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The Onion: More U.S. Children Being Diagnosed With Youthful Tendency Disorder

Nicholas and Beverly Serna's daughter Caitlin was only four years old, but they already knew there was a problem.

Day after day, upon arriving home from preschool, Caitlin would retreat into a bizarre fantasy world. Sometimes, she would pretend to be people and things she was not. Other times, without warning, she would burst into nonsensical song. Some days she would run directionless through the backyard of the Sernas' comfortable Redlands home, laughing and shrieking as she chased imaginary objects.

When months of sessions with a local psychologist failed to yield an answer, Nicholas and Beverly took Caitlin to a prominent Los Angeles pediatric neurologist for more exhaustive testing. Finally, on Sept. 11, the Sernas received the heartbreaking news: Caitlin was among a growing legion of U.S. children suffering from Youthful Tendency Disorder.

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Closer to the truth

than MSM.

I blame racism.

I never thought I would see the day when little kids would start acting so childish.

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What if we all ignored the

What if we all ignored the wars and banking system and flew a kite instead?

Mary Poppins-Let's Go Fly a Kite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2FVLQrvUik

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

Bump for song, which I am

Bump for song, which I am listening to right now.

I does what I likes, and likes what I do - Bert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMN9VNhpy_8

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

Funny, Larken Rose Says

Larken Rose says that if 10% of the population were to IGNORE the power, or refuse to give the power, to the IRS, then the system would be swamped trying to jail these millions of people. And then statism as we know it will basically be dead.

Yeah, he says that if enough people DO NOTHING, no violence, no activism; they just simply STOP DOING what they are currently doing, then the revolution will have occurred; easy.

Beware!

I was so worried that I asked my government about it. They prescribed vaccinations, public schooling, lots of fluoridated water, tv "programming", and to keep them away from people and sites that promote patriotism over government as they are known cults. Last thing they told me was to remember to get my flu shot.

i used to suffer from this condition...

But now i find i rather enjoy it.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

YTD is precursor to ODD

This tragedy of Youthful Tendency Disorder is a new level 6 Pandemic which can only be addressed through medical martial law, forced inoculations, forced sterilization, re-education, increased fluoride and bromide dosage, lobotomies and in many cases ... Euthanasia. By taking aggressive actions to stem the pandemic ... we can collectively march forward into a Brave New World Order.
Oppositional Defiance Disorder is especially indicated in those with "imagination" and "independence" ... and has been linked to various "free thinking" persons-of-interest wanted by Homeland Czar Janet Napolitano for rendition to black sites for enhanced interrogation techniques...

http://breggin.com/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114069/

You Left Out Meds Too

What about the Adderall and Ritalin?

skippy

Mark Twain searches for a cure.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul