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A Shocker

A Shocker

Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an

arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of

ammunition, 2 tons of heroin, 5 million in forged US banknotes

and 25 trafficked Latino prostitutes - all in a semi-detached

house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.

Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said:

“We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."

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hilarious

I'm not the least bit surprised. In Lake Orion Michigan something similar happened.

Behind this family restaurant called Zim's tavern. It was a sort of Irish themed place and behind the building was a large 18 wheeler trailor.

Well the owner had a side job and had prostitutes bring "special guests" to the trailor for the sort of "pot of gold" there.

I'm not sure how they got busted but it was pretty disappointing that I didn't figure it out sooner lol.

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henry9's picture

Why shocked?

I have to wonder how many of these go un-busted?

And only 25 girls!...the rest are in the library reading classics.

Went right over your head!

Went right over your head!

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Loving the library!

Thanks for sharing!

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Michael Nystrom's picture

Hilarious

Thanks E!

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lol..

The only crime was the:

"5 million in forged US banknotes" Every single Banknote created by the Fed is criminal.

Free includes debt-free!

Public Library on Woodward Ave., Detroit Michigan.

Entered as evidence. Link goes to the "List of Usual Suspects" in the Financial District (their usual haunts are near the corner of Jefferson & Woodward.

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LOL

that's funny , we never knew we had a library ...good stuff made my day.

source?

“We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library." lmfao