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Yo mama is so statist...

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Yo mama is so statist you aren't allowed to play with legos without a building permit.

Yo mama is so statist she charged you a carbon tax for mowing the lawn.

Yo mama is so statist you went to summer camp at FEMA.

Yo mama is so statist she broke her own windows to stimulate the economy.

Yo mama is so statist she brings old tax forms to H and R Block hoping they will find a mistake so she can write another check.

Yo mama is so statist she gave birth to you on a road.

Yo mama is so statist she applied for a food license just to make you a sandwich.




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The virgin Janet...

ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's cruel, but very funny.

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Yo Momma so statist she thinks the Constitution is a fairy tale by Aesop

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I could do this all day

Yo momma so statist, she thinks Kenya is an American State.

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Haha!

Your mother is so statist, when you asked for justice she brought a cup of ice.

Yo mamma so statist, when taxes go up she thinks it's just everyone else's taxes.

Yo momma so statist, when everyone else's taxes go up she gets a raise!

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Yo' mama is so statist, she spells out government agency...

abbreviations in your alphabet soup. Then she makes you describe their benefits before you may eat it.

Your mama is so statist she gave you a W-9 before an allowance. When you said you had no SS number she penned in the one she assigned you at birth. Then she withheld for SS and Medicare, and the maximum federal and state income tax withholding because you didn't know how to fill in the form, and federal and state unemployment. Then she also held back your 401(k), your pension plan, your medical plan, your dental plan, your Xmas club, and your profit-sharing plan. She ended up paying you 30 cents on the dollar except now it's 10 cents because she created an Obamacare risk contingency fund.

But that man should play the tyrant over God, and find Him a better man than himself, is astonishing drama indeed!~~D. Sayers
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

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...she asked the state's

...she asked the state's permission before conceiving you.

Yo Momma is so Statist..

Yo Momma is so statist she thinks money is printed out of thin air.. oh, wait. My bad.

"One resists the invasion of armies; one does not resist the invasion of ideas" Victor Hugo

Yo mama is so statist she

Yo mama is so statist she suffocated when she realized air isn't a government handout.

Yo mama so statist she thinks

Yo mama so statist she thinks Health Spas are where you go to get vaccinated.
Yo mama so statist she thinks Christmas is when Ben Bernacke announces another QE.
Yo mama so statist she thinks she's rich cause she has a bunch of green pieces of paper hidden inside Bank of America.
Yo mama so statist she thinks the Bank of America in town is the courthouse.

Yo mama is so statist...

Yo mama is so statist she has a 'Peace' bumper sticker next to her 'Obama/Biden 2012' bumper sticker

Yo mama is so statist instead of punishing you with a timeout when you've misbehaved, she gave you indefinite detention

Yo mama is so statist she's counting the days before Chelsea Clinton will be President in 2028

Yo mama is so statist she took 80% of the profit from your lemonade stand

Yo mama is so statist she likes Chris Christie

Yo mama is so statist...

She adds water to her fluoride.

Yo mama so statist she thinks

Yo mama so statist she thinks when she dies she is going up to Sweden.
Yo mama so statist the only person in her will is Uncle Sam.

Yo mama is so statist...

Yo mama is so statist she called the dogcatcher on Krugman’s cats.

Yo mama is so statist she wants a ride in Helicopter Ben's magical flying machine.

Yo mama is so statist she believes the Founding Fathers were terrorists.

Yo mama is so statist she’s certain the Bill of Rights is the 10 planks of the Communist Manifesto.

“The moral and constitutional obligations of our representatives in Washington are to protect our liberty, not coddle the world, precipitating no-win wars, while bringing bankruptcy and economic turmoil to our people.” - Ron Paul

Yo mama is so statist....

While walking down New York City streets, she will "Stop and Frisk" herself.

My Political Awakening: I Wanted to Change the World...
I am NOT Anti-America. America is Anti-Me - Lowkey
How to Handle POLICE STATE Encounters

Yo momma is so statist... she

Yo momma is so statist... she lobbied the EPA to add men who forget to put the toilet-seat down to the environmental-terrorists list... and revoke their bathroom privileges as punishment!

Yo momma is so statist she asked the FDA to approve your dog's food!

Yo momma is so statist that she makes you pay a toll to use the sidewalk in front of her house!

Yo momma is so statist she once fainted when she found out you didn't vote!

“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” – Dresden James

Yo mama is so statist

Yo mama is so statist she thinks Kim Jong-Il had too many libertarian tendencies for her taste

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom — go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, an

Yo mama's so statist...

She ticketed your little sister for not registering her Barbie Ferrari

then yo mama's so statist she turned herself in for impersonating an officer

then yo mama's so statist she pointed to her self incrimination as proof that the system works.

I'm reaching up and reaching out.
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.
Spiral out.

Haa

Yo momma is so statist she organized the Home School Teachers Union.

Yo momma is so statist she founded the Occupy Main Street Movement.

Yo momma is so statist she named your sister Sallie Mae.

Yo momma is so statist she added her own phone number to Echelon.

Yo momma is so statist she had Dick Cheney autograph a copy of the 9/11 Commission Report.

Your momma is so statist she enlisted for the war on drugs.

"One resists the invasion of armies; one does not resist the invasion of ideas" Victor Hugo

HAHA

I like those XD

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom — go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, an

Yo mama is so statist she

Yo mama is so statist she thinks Obama wants to take your guns to keep you safe.

This would be a good song to make a parody pro-gun video from.
En Vogue - Never Gonna Get It

Yo mama is so statist

Yo mama is so statist she spells the alphabet agencies in her cereal.

Yo mama is so statist she hires a babysitter for your babysitter.

Yo mama is so statist she doesn't need to monitor her kids playing outside, she simply flies drone sorties every 30 minutes.

Yo mama is so statist she registered all her kitchen knives with the government.

Yo mama is so statist she put her dog down for contributing to global warming every time it went outside.

Yo mama is so statist she had her dog pee in the neighbors yard, then called the EPA to take their property under imminent domain to protect a wetland.

Yo mama is so statist she takes money out of the collection plate at church and reports it as income on her tax return.

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Yo mamma is so statist she turns Santa in when he comes

down the chimney for not stopping at a TSA checkpoint.

Yo mama is so statist...

that she reported Santa Claus to the FAA.

Check out the Laissez-Faire Journal at LFJournal.com


"The State is a gang of thieves writ large." - Murray Rothbard

Yo mama is so statist

She won't say "one nation under God" in the pledge of allegiance, because she thinks it's the other way around.

Recommended reading: The Most Dangerous Superstition, http://www.amazon.com/Most-Dangerous-Superstition-Larken-Ros...

Yo mama is so statist...

that she reported you as a monopoly to Department of Justice's Antitrust Division for having the only lemonade stand on your block.

Check out the Laissez-Faire Journal at LFJournal.com


"The State is a gang of thieves writ large." - Murray Rothbard

Yo mama is so statist...

Yo mama is so statist that she changed the door bell chime to play 'hail to the chief'

Yo mama is so statist that she installed an intercom in every room to announce breakfast, lunch, dinner and authorized bathroom breaks.

Yo mama is so statist that she levied 80% of your piggy bank savings before Cyprus.

Yo mama is so statist that you have to file a FOIA request to see what was redacted in the family tree.

Yo mama is so statist she has photos of every fed chairman sprinkled throughout the family album.

Yo mama is so statist that she holds up the school bus every morning just so your classmates can watch you play reveille while she hoists the flag.

Low blow...

Tell yo momma the piggy bank was a low blow...

"One resists the invasion of armies; one does not resist the invasion of ideas" Victor Hugo

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your momma is so statist she wears FRNs as jewelry

Yo mamma so statist, she has

Yo mamma so statist, she has a little statue of the Virgin Janet glued to her dashboard.

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Your mama is so statist

she took you to the police station when she caught you jaywalking...

She reported your picking some wildflowers for her to the EPA...

She uses people meter to limit your MTV time to three hours...

She goes to the airport for foreplay...(and is aroused by hearing Patriot Act or Obamacare whispered in her ear)

She set up a speed trap in the hallway.

She voted for Obama repeatedly, with multiple ID's--all at the same time!

She says sleeping under the smart meter gives her a buzz.

She reports your model airplanes and remote-control helicopter to the FAA

She cuts bagels into the letters "for the FAA, TSA, ObamaCare, vote for Obama..."
and makes the cream cheese into the colors for the Obama change symbol.

But that man should play the tyrant over God, and find Him a better man than himself, is astonishing drama indeed!~~D. Sayers
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

www.dailypaul.com/280083/jesus-christ-vic