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McDonald's demands a bachelor's degree and two years' experience


It used to be high school drop outs flipping burgers at McDonald's, now the fast-food joint is demanding a bachelors degree.

In a frightening example of how competitive the job market is for young people right now, a McDonald's outpost in Winchedon, Massachusetts, has just posted a call-out for a full time cashier - but insists only college graduates need apply.

And even they must have 1-2 years of cashier experience before they'll be trusted with the Big-Mac-selling responsibility, according to the advert.

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Is this you and Susy? What a lovely looking young...ahem...wife? My lord, you get 'em youthful, Mr. Twain. Kudos.

Okay, here goes with the experiment. If I shut down the DP I can always go hang out on Zero Hedge or get Murray to squawk until I fall asleep.

No kin. I was much older.

Mark Twain's Angel-Fish Roster, et al. The following biographies of Angel-Fish, actresses and other young women in whom Clemens exhibited interest are presented alphabetically (not chronologically).
MAUDE ADAMS (Peter Pan stage actress) November 11, 1872 - July 17, 1953

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

You are a fine teacher too, Mr. Twain.

I thank you much.

I actually think the young lady is the little girl in the drawing a bit later in life. No! You didn't pick her up that earlier. Did you?


That's what happens when they give out college degrees

like candy, and you are living through the greater depression.

April Fools!

Oh Wait...

Jury Nullification is a power of the last resort against tyranny.

Good one.

Obviously someone with a sense of humor. If you have not been following the news there is a lefty push to make the fast food chains pay double the going rate.


Looks like that branch is gonna go out of business soon. Good luck with that!