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Former Tennessee politician arrested for masturbating out car window while going 90 MPH

Andrew Kirell
Mediaite
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:43 CDT

A former Tennessee politician was arrested and charged with indecent exposure after he allegedly masturbated out his car window while driving 90 mph on Interstate 26 earlier this year. Apparently this is not a new multi-tasking endeavor for the former Mount Carmel vice mayor - the charges mirror complaints made him against him several years ago that were never fully investigated. And now he's facing up to all of them.

William Lee Blakely was charged with one count of indecent exposure after a female motorist alleged that he "fondled himself" and made obscene gestures while they drove next to one another on the highway.

Now that he's been arrested for the charges, several women have come out to testify about similar stories in the past. "It seems that every victim would tell the same story. But I knew all the victims did not know each other," Kingsport Police Detective Terry Christian told WJHL.

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Shoulda watched this primer...


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I live in Kingsport...and I

I live in Kingsport...and I will say I have never been chased down by this church hill ex vice mayor. Thank God.

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Sorry, gotta do it -


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Brings new meaning

To the phrase, drive-by shooting.

wow

I thought everyone knew the max speed limit for masturbating outside the window was 55.

Oh well. Guess some people have to learn the hard way.

He's a bigger...

He's a bigger man than I am, I will give him that. Are you sure that he wasn't just driving with no hands?

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This gives "carjacking" a new meaning.

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The comments on this thread are hysterical..

"No physical quantity explains it's own existence, and no amount of time can consume an infinite series of events to bring you to the present, which means all of these somewhere have to be explained by one self-existent cause which is not physical."

surprised he could hold an even speed..

seems that he would have been goin 90...then 50...then 70 then 10 then 60...mans got control. Sick puppy.

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Let he who has never jerked it out a car window while driving 90 mph cast the first stone.

*remains quiet*

*remains quiet*

This just in:

Blakely's seed found in GMO field. Monsanto to sue.

HE THOUGHT

He was driving a stick shift...LOL

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This begs the question...

Was he also doing whippits and singing along to Amy Grant's 'Baby Baby'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMXuuYnoRdI

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"Honest, Officer, I was just cleaning my windshield!"

Perhaps this is why we are taught to keep two hands on the steering wheel while driving.

He felt the need...

the need to seed! (and also speed)

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oh come on

Haven't we all done this at least once before?

Are you crazy? I would never

Are you crazy? I would never drive that fast. LOL

I would guess that

this is why I could never be a politician. I'm not well enough endowed in that area. You would have to be at least three feet long to be able to reach from the car seat to the window. Four inches just don't cut it!

That is talented

That is talented

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Better that than propagating those genes.

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Did the cars behind

Him experience blow back?

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WTF! God, I swear you could

WTF! God, I swear you could not make this story up if you tried. haha What the hell is wrong with people?! I dont even want to think about how he managed to do it out the window for that matter either while driving.

On a side note, this reminds me of something quite a few years back. My mother and brother were in the car together with the windows down and some guy yelled "Hey, kid" They turned to look and a guy passed by driving with his feet out the window. haha No, my mother is not one to make up stories.

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