Meet the Candidates.........

Mitt "I say what you want to hear" Rummy - Says whatever it takes to get elected. Of course it is just heartless ramble while attemping to pander to whomever is listening. Although he looks good doing it.....Thinks that war is necessary, so that will continue.
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Rudy "9/11" julie-annie - Wants to implement a national ID card because that will make law abiding citizens safer, while non-law abiding citizens find ways around the system. He also wants to take your guns and implement Patriot Acts III, IV and V, if we make it that far as a nation. The war will get expanded to other countries. He will keep everyone safe because he was "there" for 9/11. So rest easy.....
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Mike "preach to you" Huckleberry - Likes to steal another's candidates ideas. He will raise your taxes higher than he did in Arkansas. Wants to amend the Constitution so it contridicts the first part of the first amendment and we will all believe the same as he.
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John "Amnesty" McCandy-ass - Will let anyone come over the border. Somehow believes staying in Iraq for 100 years is a good idea. He will also keep the war going. Will keep printing money as fast as it is being printed now...He will spend all of the tax payers' money and then some.
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Fred "bumbling" Thompson - Doesn't really commit to anything...just bumbles...nothing really much to say here...
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Ron "Honest" Paul - Well lets see, he is too moral and honest to be elected by most Americans. Wants to bring the troops home, but that would be a silly idea, right? Thinks the Constitution should be the guide for our gov't. Wants to cut the size of gov't. Wants people to keep what they earn. Thinks freedom and liberty should be a way of life. Thinks other countries should govern themselves. I could go on and on, but frankly, most Americans are not interested in this kind of stuff.....
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So there they are....make your choice