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what would the media say about you if you were arrested?


is this how the media would portray you?

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Oh, I am your worst nightmare.

History of mental illness with suicide attempts... Now a "truther" who supports the notion that The People are sovereigns by birthright, and (du-du-DUHHHHH) a drinker of RAW MILK!

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Native American Minarchist with an Assault Crossbow

and anti-government conspiracy theorist. That is how they would probably sum me up.

Assault crossbow?

Is there any other kind?

I mean, seriously, does that thing of yours really need a high-capacity magazine?

I have a shish-ka-bob skewer.

At any moment, it could become an assault stick. The "assault" in the key, if I hit you with it, it is not just "an assault weapon" but the weapon with which I assaulted you. Why do they pretend the assault is in the weapon?

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