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My Sister Just Woke Up Out of Nowhere!

I barely tried to wake up my sister, its been my mom mainly I've been working on, nevertheless...

I was just downstairs enjoying my GMO toast crunch when my sister walks into the kitchen. I only see her about once a week.

"Good thing your moving to China."


"This country is going to sh*t"

"Oh yea, I know, but why do you say that?"

"All this false flag bullsh*t." (I never told her what a false flag was)

*me surprised*

"Oh, so you finally woke up?"

"Yea, just took me a minute, but now I see why you wanted me to vote for Ron Paul."

*she walks out the front door to leave for work*

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Careful, some gung ho

Careful, some gung ho prosecuter might get his hopes up and try and charge you with election fraud or something for paying someone to vote a certain way. haha I am not sure if this is funny or sad considering it could actually happen.

To climb the mountain, you must believe you can.


very funny post!

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you owe me five bucks though

They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds. -mexican proverb

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Very funny exchange

Thanks for sharing the humor and encouraging news. I've noticed much more openness to the concept of mass corruption as well. Yippee! Ok, I'll calm down now. Everything still sucks. And please stop eating the GMO toast crunch. Is there a Trader Joe's in your area? They (claim that they) don't have preservatives or GMO in their products and have lots of good cereals.

I was told to go look it up on infowars.com the other day!

Just like the OP, out of the blue, this co-worker who had been complaining about the bombing and is answering my "what?" (because I just walking by the conversation), he says, "just go to infowars.com. You can't miss it. Everything's turning to sh#t these days."

I have not spoken to him on any DP type topics.


I am seeing a lot of others waking up on there own as well. Most of them had considered themselves "right wing". They are just adding up all the events and other things and aren't believing much of what they hear anymore. What they hear and see has become two different things for them now. Also, it's obvious to many what the agenda is...because they aren't hiding it much anymore and are quite open about their socialistic agendas. Unfortunately, the ones who depend on them for survival seem to be the "blind" ones by choice.

That's fantastic!

Waking up is a One-Way street. There is no going back. You cannot "unknow" what you know. The momentum of this awakening is continuously picking up speed and waking people with less "effort". It's starting to become more and more evident to even the average person.


(sorry, couldn't help it)

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience"—Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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My husband might be the exception to the One-Way rule

When he was in college (90's) he claims he was into conspiracy theories and NWO and all that. Then he went to law school and learned about evidence rules. Now he applies evidence rules to everything he hears and doesn't believe in conspiracy theories (in life it's ok to use common sense). He hates Alex Jones. I woke up last year and had no encouragement from him. He's a high anxiety type person and I think he has a self-protective mental block. It's mentally and physically exhausting when you realize how pervasive the fraud is. There has been a lot of things that have happened since the 90's and they are getting real obvious now. Hopefully it won't be long till my hubby and I are on the same page.

Have patience

I too am in the same situation with my wife. At first I felt like perhaps I was trapped in a relationship that wasn't "on the same page", as you say, but I have learned that it was the BEST learning opportunity in figuring out how to present this information to others without sounding like I've lost it.

Also important to remember, this state of "wakefulness" is more intuitive than factually based. Current events are telling you all sorts of "facts" but you KNOW in your gut that something is "off". You are in a "Yin Yang" relationship from which you will and are learning a lot so just be patient. The time will come when your insights will be his facts.


"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience"—Pierre Teilhard de Chardin


No matter how global human nature is, and how badly it can behave in groups, each person is an individual.

It pays to get to know them before judging them.

Some people have their "conspiracy" dial turned up too far. They don't believe in coincidence, even though, coincidentally, someone is singing "Happy Birthday" in Iowa, right now, while someone is singing it in California, right now. There are waaaaay more coincidences than are at all significant (because, also right now, my window is open, crickets and birds are both chirping, a small plane is overhead, and my checking account has a very low FRN balance).

He is quite right to judge people and facts individually, but just because something isn't proven, doesn't make it false. Good luck reaching that happy middle ground! ;)

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Well said :)


"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience"—Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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Family first!

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.


"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Where's my $5?

; )
Great story!


Thats fkn AWESOME!!!

Still laughing.

Good stuff buddy!


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LOL almost spit out my coffee

GMO toast crunch was funny as hell and the 5 bucks for voting for Ron Paul. better a Ron Paul vote than a no vote in my opinion.

Great story!

Celebrating small victories



Excuse me ???

I voted for Dr. Paul 3 times.
Once in 08 for the general election
In the GOP primary in 2012 cycle
and once more as a write in vote in 2012.

by my calculations someone owes me $15
-in silver if you don't mind -


Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.
Don't Give me Liberty, I'll get up and get it myself!


"paid me 5$ to vote for Ron Paul"

That's awesome...and hilarious.

$5 - wow! That's cheap!

I wish the people I know were that easy to bribe.

Though, I must say, they are waking up now. Too late, but at least we can talk without me feeling like a social outcast.

The law cannot make a wicked person virtuous…God’s grace alone can accomplish such a thing.
Ron Paul - The Revolution

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. Ron Paul

And something else...

Illegal. You might want to remove that part of the post. They are looking for "voter fraud" patsies to avoid investigating vote fraud.
But that is awesome about the sister.... although I don't get how you can run to China and leave them here to deal with whatever is coming. I wanted to leave, but my family would not go, and I did NOT want to be tanning on a Caribbean island while my family was being murdered. Here I stand.

Love or fear? Choose again with every breath.

I don't know why

you are being downvoted for speaking the truth about the $5. (I am assuming that is why you're comment is being downvoted.) I gave you an upvote. At this time, other thoughts I have concerning this thread will be kept to myself.

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have you seen the pictures of

have you seen the pictures of the smog in China? you are a braver man than i am, without question.


Wow this is...

Trickle Up and Trickle Down, this is classic!

wow !

wow !