Normal People Now On NoticeSubmitted by Cyril on Fri, 04/19/2013 - 17:57
By Ann-BREAKING NEWS Corporation, (f)2013 :
BREAKING ! Normal People Now On Notice
Due to recent breaking news and past violent experiences the Federal Government has now decreed that any and all “normal looking” people are subject to immediate search and all their properties subject to seizure.
For decades we have been seeing more and more “quiet types” committing violent crimes in America. “This has to stop,” stated one government official who wished to remain anonymous. “How many times do we have to hear it reported in the media? Normal, quiet types are dangerous and have no place in my community, my state, my country!” he stated.
“Bombings, shootings, serial killings, and most other violent crimes have one thing in common and it's about time America woke up! Every day, regular dudes are committing violent crimes,” stated one prominent FBI agent. He went on to suggest that congress should amend their federal firearms bill to include the question 'would people describe you as a normal everyday guy?' and if checked yes not only should that person be excluded from purchasing a firearm, an immediate investigation should begin on who these people really are.
The next time you talk to your neighbor, your teacher, work colleagues, or mother ask yourself. If you were faced with the question “Why would he/she do it?” would you be inclined to say, “He/she was such a nice person. He wouldn't harm a fly. I've never even know him to lose his temper. He was just a normal guy.” If so, you should keep your eyes and ears open and be cautious.
“Normal looking” people are now on notice. We're out to find you and force you to face the justice that you deserve.
Fakyright (f) Ann-BREAKING NEWS Corporation, 2013