Today on Ancient Aliens, The Boston Marathon Bombing.Submitted by Smudge Pot on Sat, 04/20/2013 - 13:31
opening shot: Some dude in a suit opens in a place with lots of books.
Some dude: "With so many points on the map of Boston, if one looks, one can find the right dots to make a pentagram. We see this again and again."
Cut to freaked out looking dude with funny accent:
Freaky Dude: "So you can't scientifically rule out aliens?"
Some Dude: "Well to be honest I have also found 20 instances of Barney The Dinosaur. Heck you look long enough you can find anything you...."
Freaky Dude: "So you can't deny the scientific possibility that Barney The Dinosaur represents a deep seated meme manifest cosmically in the Illuminati inspired streets of Banker controlled Boston?"
Some Dude: "Well I uh..."
Freaky Dude: "In the next half hour we'll explore these unexplained mysteries and bring in experts to talk about quantum physics, time travel, ancient aliens, butterfly caterpillars and tomato soup. Join us as we explore the universe and speculate about earthen tablets that experts agree don't necessarily have to be interpreted as having anything to do with humans. Here on Ancient Aliens: The Boston Marathon Bombing."
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