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Niagara Falls Car Searched, Nothing Suspicious Found

Real headline could be straight from the Onion:
Niagara Falls Car Searched, Nothing Suspicious Found

Pulled over based on 9-1-1 call from "vigilant" [gag!] driver on I-190 that they looked "suspicious."

After two hours of harassment while the cops searched their car with dogs and a robot and found nothing--insult was added to injury by giving them traffic tickets.

The two occupants of the vehicle, who had been detained during the search, were eventually sent on their way.

[Niagara police chief] said the pair was in the area to visit freinds, and decided to make a side trip to see the world famous Niagara Falls.

The FBI was aware of the situation and the joint-terrorism task force assisted the NYSP.

?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!! Counter terrorism task force? FBI? Crazy, scary shit.