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Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave (Onion)

"SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on display in a vast, dark, sulfurous cave thousands of feet below the surface of the earth.

According to officials, the subterranean library will permanently house the archived records and artifacts of Cheney’s vice presidency and will include more than 2.7 million photographs, thousands of razor-sharp stalactites, 4 million documents offering a legal basis for torture, scalding-hot green smoke wafting out of the cave walls, an original manuscript of the Patriot Act, hundreds of sick and hungry cave bears, and 15,000 audio recordings from Cheney’s private meetings."
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dick-cheney-vice-presidenti...

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sharkhearted's picture

BUMP for more exposure.

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~Chris
Norfolk, VA

Time to INVESTIGATE the investigators of 9/11. PROSECUTE the prosecutors. EXPOSE the cover-up.

Related: Cheney regrets...


http://youtu.be/R5b0CWWWLxA

even Teddy Roosevelt disdained pandas

sharkhearted's picture

That is HILARIOUS

Sharing it with my group.

Darkly funny, this piece is all too together true.

Thanks for sharing!

~Chris
Norfolk, VA

Time to INVESTIGATE the investigators of 9/11. PROSECUTE the prosecutors. EXPOSE the cover-up.

I loved it, too. I hope the

I loved it, too. I hope the jerk gets to see it.

the onion is stupid and needs to go away

the onion is stupid and needs to go away

LOL!

If it hadn't said Onion in the title, I would have believed it to be real...

Resist the temptation to feed the trolls.