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Rand Paul's snotty John Kerry impression, slams foreign aid


http://youtu.be/FM0hZZI2H8M

Special thanks to:
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?413783-Rand-does...

Can’t get enough of Sen. Paul’s (awesomely awkward) attempts at stand up? Go back to his first Congressional Correspondents’ Dinner in 2010. He makes fun of the Democrats being warmongers and even Fox News being confused on how to handle Obama’s warmongering. “Can’t we bomb the Middle East AND bash the president?” Not missing a beat, he switches to MSNBC. “You know, I think they just hated Republican wars…” Crickets…

Full video here.

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Great one-liner

"You instinctively know that it's a bad idea to borrow money from China to build roads in Pakistan."

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If all these wars were counted as foreign aid to Israel

it would be a lot more than 1% of the budget.

This is the article that got my posting privileges revoked:
http://bklim.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/12/18212165-dr-stan-...

I'd say the majority of the military budget is foreign aid,

the next biggest portion would be corporate subsidies, and in last place would be actual defense expenditures.

And Israel is his friend, so

And Israel is his friend, so keep the fungible funds flowing because their masses there are never caught dissing the US?

http://www.dailypaul.com/285055/the-most-famous-american-jou...


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This Man

This man could be President.

lol that was good, however, I

lol that was good, however, I would say we should end all foreign aid but if we have to start with every ME country but Israel, well, it's a start I guess.

Some really great one liners in that one!

Must see! Thanks for the laugh, radiofriendly, as well as for the pearls of wisdom from Rand Paul.

Comes close to talking about 'Blowback'

He takes it pretty far for a comedy bit. He mentions how the Egyptians feel when they see weapons made in the U.S. I think it's remarkable how he can take his father's points and make them palatable to the FOX news crowd.

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Truth in humor

Comedy is one of, if not *the* best way to tell people the truth.

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John "Heinz" Kerry

always seems to be left out when people talk about the worst of the worst politicians. He reminds me of a Democrat version of Mitt Romney. Us Massholes really know how to pick 'em, eh?

"Hey ketchup boy, why the long face?"

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yeah, but some who say "Massholes!" are hotter than others.oD


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Weird

I watched the video, yet I didn't hear a word she said...

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