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FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

"We have to erase the stigma attached with getting chirpy people help."


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Do you have 'Swing Shift Fatigue Syndrome?'

There's a pill for that.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.


I always get a kick out of TV ads for antidepressants, you know the ones where it takes them forever to list the negative side effects.

'90-second drug ad lists only side-effects...

fails to mention what drug is for even once...'

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.


This is good!

Gosh, you sound cheerful...

How long have you suffered from this?

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.


I was being sarcastic lol. I wrote something before that made no sense so edited to something simple.

Thanks for the laugh.

Always end up watching several more of their videos, one funnier than the last.

Ha! Reminds me of my newest favorite quote:

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will
annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~ Herm Albright

Dear Onion,

Please, please, pleeeeeeeze, prescribe this drug to the audiences of Ellen, Opraph, and any other zzz rated show host on American (and British) TV. Also the audiences of the X factor, Got Talant, Dancing and any other celeb no talent show.
Thank you.


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