"Like Being An Extra On The Muppet Show": Former Congressman SpeaksSubmitted by Anti-Panda Prop... on Wed, 05/22/2013 - 20:13
Continuing revelations of scandals at all levels of American Government are leading to some stunning admissions by members of the power elite, including statements from a congressman allegedly comparing membership in the U.S. congress to "...being an extra on The Muppet Show."
"Just watch the show - take a few hours out and watch it. Notice the muppets in the background, the ones who's names you don't know. They don't know what's going on, so they look around to see what everyone else is doing, and start to figure out that nobody know's what's going on, so you end up just trying to be the least crazy person in the room. It's a total whack-out head trip.
You could get stepped on. You could get shot by a cannon. You could get stamped by a herd of pigs, mice, even chickens. You never know when you're about to become part of someone else's joke. Silly things dancing on unseen strings. The haunting disembodies laughter.
The congressman then went on to begin a top 5 list of guest stars, briefly changing it to a top 10 before ultimately conceding "They're all the best. But they got to leave. Imagine doing that every single day. Imagine the horror."