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Man 'Controlled by Sattelites' Calls 911 100 Times a Month Vows to Continue

It's not filed under "humor" because it's a real story...

SACREMENTO (CBS13) — A man who called 911 more than 100 times in one month says he’s not going to stop until his concerns are heard by the federal government.

Jimmy Shao keeps a log book of every 911 call he’s made. So many that he boasts he’s probably set a world record.

He doesn’t believe he’s wasting the time of emergency responders because he has an emergency of his own: Shao believes he’s being watched by shadowy government authorities.


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Everytime I read this

Everytime I read this headline it cracks me up =D

If I were the local law enforcement, I'd give him a state of the art tinfoil hat next time he called.


This Website is dedicated to this very subject. It claims exactly what that guy is talking about is for real.

That website is allegedly owned by a 'Ken Williams'

Allegedly, he lives in Centreville, VA (neighbouring Langley, VA, location of CIA HQ,) and is ~18-years-old (http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Am-Being-Gang-Stalk... .) That doesn't sound spooky, but it probably would help to explain his poor grammar, populated with hilarious - and most times immediate - contradictions and ridiculous sentence structure.

It's interesting he tries to anonymize and hide ownership of the dataasylum.com domain behind ContactPrivacy.com (http://who.is/whois/dataasylum.com ,) yet only a year ago was posting at various “related” websites, using his “real name” (http://peacepink.ning.com/profiles/blog/list?user=3tl9c8nn0szjp ,) and a screen name 'kenw232' (http://www.projekktor.com/board/index.php?mode=thread&id=4932 .)

The only Ken Williams' I could find, who live in Centerville, VA, are, 45, 52, and 61, not ~18 (http://www.ussearch.com/consumer/background-check/names/va+c... .) So he's either ~18, and not in any public database, or he's not ~18, instead he's one of those other Ken Williams'. If he isn't ~18, but lying about his age, what else is he lying about? Or he isn't any 'Ken Williams'.

Considering the “evidence” and ramblings at his website and elsewhere, I'd say he's a teen who has mental problems, likely paranoid schizophrenia.

Speculation: If he is a teen, and isn't mentally ill, and if his location [near CIA HQ] is correct, perhaps his parents are CIA and he's somehow trying to immitate, or he's doing a CIA internship (sort of like Anderson Cooper's past) and this is some kind of (dis)information warfare project?

Either way, if you look at the website, it's glaringly obvious he doesn't have any evidence. He has essentially paranoid ramblings. Quite convincing ramblings, I must say, aside from the abundantly poor grammar and ridiculous sentence structure. But he has screen captures and “references” from Hollywood movies! It must be true.

Ken Williams: I'm the author of dataasylum. Your right about what you said. those comments and thoughts the family members are having are not they're own thoughts, thats the problem. its kinda like a paradox. unfortunately most people in your (and my) family are far too stupid to understand whats happening. although if you showed them my web site it might make it clear. not sure, I never bothered to show anyone close to me. they're all zombies.
Apr 20, 2012

He sounds sane and totally trustworthy!

I have a friend

who is obsessed with this Website. It may be a dis-information site coming from the CIA. The more crazy shit they put out the more the real crazy stuff looks sane.
Thanks for your research and input. I thought the exact same but was afraid to ask anyone what they thought about it for fear they'd think I was nuts.

The guy should check the side of his

house to see if there is a smart meter installed, he could be sensitive to the radio frequency or what ever is use to transmit the signal.

“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” – Dresden James