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Al-Qaeda Acquire Tanks and Fighter Jets for Normandy Style Invasion on the USA

Not content with Honey Bees killing more Americans than Terrorists, Al-Qaeda is acquiring more powerful weapons in order to mount a Normandy Style invasion on the Jersey Shore.

Al-Qaeda will convince the American Idiocracy, they posses the weapons that will destroy the USA and become a Real threat to National Security, not a Pretend one.

Terror is an Invisible Abstract Concept and Al-Qaeda ("The Base" in English), will continue to use their psychological advantage over the American Idiocracy, to convince US citizens of Al-Qaeda's incredible deadly arms buildup and capability.

Resistance will be futile when Americans see Al-Qaeda's first Row Boat reach the Jersey Shore in a fury, as Superstorm Sandy did. That is when the US will turn over all of its weapons and sovereignty to Al-Qaeda and Allah (God in English).

You will not see the Al-Qaeda weapons of terror coming, or view them from satellite imagery as they are invisible, as is the word "Terror" the Invisible Abstract Concept.

You have been warned!

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John McCain is trying to give Al-Qaeda these weapons.

The term "National Security" is a Subjective Concept. There should be a new bill defining exactly what National Security means so that its misuse does not continue.

We're spending trillions of taxpayer dollars waging a war on an Invisible Abstract Concept. Let that sink in.




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The term "National Security"

The term "National Security" is a Subjective Concept. There should be a new bill defining exactly what National Security means so that its misuse does not continue.

It's funny that the MSM

It's funny that the MSM government products and services sales team reporters continue to sell the public on the bogeyman lie.

I wonder if they know

About the toll money necessary to enter N.Y.C.

On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.

We're spending trillions of

We're spending trillions of taxpayer dollars waging a war on an Invisible Abstract Concept. Let that sink in.

Cyril's picture

Thanks for the smile. Even if bitter.

Thanks for the smile. Even if bitter.

You do make a subtle and very strong point in an amusing way. I'm familiar with it, at least.

Besides on the DP, still few people are able to grasp it yet, though.

I'm afraid we still have a long road before us to wake the people up to it.

Although it's also likely that many won't even need us for that, as the plunder of the police state overwhelms, knocking at their own door. Who knows.

Bah. Time will tell, as always. We can only wish those good luck.

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

I'm hoping Zero Hedge, Alex Jones

I'm hoping Zero Hedge, Alex Jones, or The Onion pick up and re-publish this article. Lol, even if I do say so myself. Sometimes I just think funny things.

Cyril's picture

I can imagine it easily for ZeroHedge

Honest, I think it'd be nice to appear at least on ZeroHedge.

Maybe you should try to submit it, there.

Just IMO/intuition.

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

I'm banned from ZH, but give

I'm banned from ZH for the third time, but it would go good for Friday humor, and I give permission to anybody who wants to re-publish it. I made a few grammatical edits. What do you think?

The Onion was born in WI, I was born in WI...

we both spent time in Madison, the smallest big city in the world...

your humor is entertaining,
so we're not complaining,
and fortunately,
it smells funny,
ifyouknowhatimsayin.

why are pandas exempt from RICO statutes?

IT does smell, doesn't it?

IT does smell, doesn't it?

Just my way of saying I liked it.

Liked! I meant liked!

why are pandas exempt from RICO statutes?

bwwwaaahahahahahahahahahha..

bwwwaaahahahahahahahahahha.. that was a good laugh.

Thanks.

Thanks.

sounds like a situation

Do we really need Snookie and Gov Fatty Fat Mcbutter Pants anyway.

Oh good. Got another nibble

Oh good. Got another nibble on this thread. I'm auditioning for a "The Onion" writer position. The Jersey boys could kick Al-Qaeda's butt in a street fight, Not. The Guido's are too busy tanning and kissing Kim Kardashian's butt.

American tax payers are

American tax payers are paying trillions of dollar to swat at flies. Good gig for the military industrial complex.

Waging a war on an Invisible

Waging a war on an Invisible Abstract Concept called Terror is not a good idea because this kind of war can never be won.

When put in these terms people get a glaze over their eyes because of cognitive dissonance, and they don't want to admit they have been duped.

I think the terror ruse to

I think the terror ruse to promote perpetual was has gone on long enough. Don't you?

Is spending trillions of

Is spending trillions of taxpayer dollars on an Invisible Abstract Concept war really worth it?

I didn't know

that al quaeda were into "furrys"...well they're twitsted enough

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-- Albert Einstein

Thanks. Fixed that typo.

Thanks. Fixed that typo.

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more than a few

There are more than a few places I wish I could snap off from the rest of the country--let 'em have it :) Biological warfare!

Well as long as it's Jersey

And a gun free zone.

Obama, diplomacy

Is the ultimate oxymoron.

On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.