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Why Can't Mathematicians Dance?

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Because they only have logarhythms.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logarithm#Definition



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surveillance

An engineer, a biologist, and a mathematician were put on a stakeout and told to watch an empty house and count the people entering and leaving. After several hours, a couple entered the house, and the trio in the surveillance van noted it. Several hours later, the couple walked out with a young child. The engineer was furious because they had obviously been given incorrect information on the original problem when they were told the house was empty. The biologist had a different explanation: The couple must have produced offspring in the house. The mathematician, looked blankly at the other two and said: Now if someone goes back in the house, it will be empty again.

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LOL!

LOL!

+2 -3 +1 = 0

Great one. I'll tell it for dinner tonight, and as usual, will probably have all the family shake their heads... wondering how they can possibly save me. ;)

Except for my love of a 4 year old, whom I never disappoint! :)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

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lol...

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Three statisticians went bow-hunting.

When they came upon a deer, the first statistician knocked his arrow, pulled back the string, and released. Swiiiish! His arrow flew silently a meter behind the buck's head, who calmly continued his revery.

The second statistician knocked an arrow, pulled back, and swiiish. His shaft flew a meter in front of the buck, who, observing its flight, bolted and disappeared into the brush.

"Well," said the third statistician, "we got him."

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LOL. Nice one. :)

LOL. Nice one. :)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Step away from the blender. Put the margarita salt down...

Is that a swizzle stick in your pocket or are you just - oh forget it...

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.