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Hello, NSA? I Lost My Email Password

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that's got me grinning from ear to ear!

Next time - when they say they don't do that, respond with:

Oh, you don't have that clearance, could you transfer me to your supervisor.

That was really funny...

Dear NSA, let me explain...

I didn't mean to do a Google search for "tranny". I meant "tyranny".

We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.

-C. S. Lewis



To my Liberal Trolls:
"Really Don't mind if you sit this one out. Your words but a whisper, your deafness a shout. I may make you feel, but I can't make you think."
Ian Anderson 1972

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I think it was wearing a turban

Dear NSA, I had a movement

Dear NSA,
I had a movement this morning. It looked suspicious. Thought you might need this information to help keep me safe.

Send them a photo, i mean,

Send them a photo, i mean, come on, make these fine mens work easier, they are protecting us from people weve never personally met.....oh, include various angles, get some good lighting in there, high def would be fantastic

Best way to get it to them would be for you to create two email accounts, and then send it too yourself

Goodluck with your "shitty" problem


Man that made my day!

NSA. (301) 688-6524

"If you want something you've never had before, you have to do something you've never done before." Debra Medina

NSA already knows you lost your password

If they wanted you to have it, they'd send it to you.

Hello, NSA? Can You Help Me With ...

1. My girlfriend and I had an argument on the phone last week and I can't remember what I said. Could you pull up my phone record for June 5th, play it back for me and settle this thing between me and her? Thanks, you guys are great!

2. My doctor told me over the phone I have a medical problem that if the insurance company finds out they will cancel my coverage. What would it cost me to get you to delete the message?

3. I called the IRS last month and told them to go to hell. Can you delete that phone record for me, please? I don't want to get into any trouble with them.

4. I forgot the name of the contact that I got in an email I received in February, of 2012. I want to donate some money to the 'Fund to Educate Americans on Government Abuse'. I think the guy's name was Clapper or Flapper or something like that. Can you find it for me? Thanks.

5. Man, this is great. Now I don't have to keep track of all the crap I talk about on the chat line. I wonder if my bookie knows about this.

Maybe ask the Chinese govt.

If that doesn't work you can always try to Mossad.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.