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Best "your Mom" Joke Ever!

Courtesy of Jack Hunter (aka The Southern Avenger)'s facebook page:

http://on.fb.me/13B64k4

Pelosi's daughter: If only Greenwald had displayed today's skepticism when enabling Pres Bush to sell US the #Iraq War. Le Sigh. @TPMLiveWire @TPM @TomKludt

Greenwald: If only your mother had objected when she was extensively briefed for years on Bush's torture and NSA programs. Le Sigh. (emphasis added)




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Shes so fat...


She keeps her vibrators on a gun rack!

Exercise Liberty and Humor.


America Rising.
The Constitution Stands.

"That the pen is mightier than the sword would be proven false; if I should take my sword and cut off the hand that holds the pen" - American Nomad

Yo momma is so lazy

she starved to death when they hid her foodstamps under her work boots.

Your mom is so fat

How fat is she? We crawled up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's! And her skates went flat! I got caught in her butt crack! They thought I was lost but I was caught by the g strap.

one more one more.
Your mom is so fat. How fat is she? Your mama is so big and fat that she could get busy! With 22 burrito's when time's are tough I've seen her in the back of Taco Bell with hand cuffs.

- The Pharcyde

"Yo mama so fat...

her belt size is the equator." From The Nutty Professor - still my favorite after all these years...

you and your mama are so dumb

it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo Momma

Sorry, but I have to add my favorite Yo Momma joke. It's from a movie, not sure which one, White Men Can't Jump, maybe.
Yo Momma's so poor, I saw her kickin' cans down the street one day so I went up to her and said, "Momma, what you doin?" And she said, "Movin."

Yo momma jokes

are for people who still have their parents alive and who take it for granted.

Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future

great insight

It is important to value your parents.

On the topic of this style of joke, it is also an exercise in reason to pull off something funny without being crass. Or perhaps i'm mistaken and there's no saving grace in the whole business of other people's mothers?

It seems to me, nowadays, memes are supplanting "yo moma" as a vehicle for critical engagement by young people.

Just another metric

to track the dumbing down and basening of society.

Come to Arizona and say stuff like that and you will leave some of your teeth in Arizona.

Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future

Yo mama

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp

I love liberty like fresh cool air in my lungs.I love freedom like fresh cool water on my tongue.I love peace like the smooth skin of my sweet lady.And Dr.Ron Paul is the hero I believe will change the world.

Is That A Real Exchange?

How exactly did Greenwald "enable" George Bush to sell us the Iraq war?

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"Bipartisan: both parties acting in concert to put both of their hands in your pocket."-Rothbard

I think he might've been pro-Iraq war at the time

I posted about this on 05/25/2013:

http://www.dailypaul.com/286634/glenn-greenwald

He Wasn't Even A Journalist Or Public Figure

Until well after the war was started.

___________________________________________________________________________
"Bipartisan: both parties acting in concert to put both of their hands in your pocket."-Rothbard

Yo mama so fat

She swallowed all three branches of government.

well your momma is so fat

she went to the bathroom and pooped out 16 trillion dollars.

His name is Edward Snowden

What is Capitalism?
http://youtu.be/yNF09pUPypw

Your mom so fat...

she went on an austerity diet and still inflated 2% a year.

yo momma so dumb

she thought the NSA whistle-blower was a referee

His name is Edward Snowden

What is Capitalism?
http://youtu.be/yNF09pUPypw