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This Just In: Get Back to Work!

Pretty sure this article was written specifically for me, and, I imagine, many of you other info-addicts here on the DP.

(NB: Language)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-get-back-to-fucking-...



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Definitely Applies To Me

It's almost impossible to keep up w/ what's going on if you're not listening to podcasts and/or reading news at some point at work.

Debbie's picture

And staying up way too late at night reading the DP!!

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Debbie

I'M SO GUILTY!

I'M GETTING NOTHING DONE THIS WEEK! I'll regret this next week.

"When I say liberty I do not simply mean what is referred to as 'free enterprise.' I mean liberty of the individual to think his own thoughts and live his own life as he desires to think and to live..." - Robert A. Taft

I'm literally sending my

I'm literally sending my laptop with my wife tomorrow so that I can get something done...

The withdrawal is going to SUCK.

Michael Nystrom's picture

ROFLOL

Yeah, it applies to me, too. Thanks. Gotta go.

But this work that we're doing here is probably more important.

He's the man.
SteveMT's picture

Good one, LapHog.

This info-addiction encourages efficiency in the workplace. If you get your work done correctly and on time, you get a reward. Thanks.