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I've been called a crackpot before. A few weeks ago I came up with a good response, which I'm now posting.

"The pot may be cracked -- but it still holds a lot more water than most!"

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First they came for the crack pots...

Then the pressure cookers. Next came the tea kettles...all the kitchen wares gone. The peasants still had pitch forks, and the numbers...5 to 1.

"Give a man a gun, and he could rob a bank. Give a man a bank, and he could rob the world."

Have you got one for radical?

I get called that a lot!

"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere".

It's hard not to be a menace to society when half the population is happy on their knees. - unknown

"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next..."

... "The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them." - Mark Twain Notebook, 1898

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

Heard a good one the other

Heard a good one the other day.

"I need a better grade aluminium for my hat."