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"I'm Going to Set Off a Nuke at the MTV Movie Awards"

New Social Networking Campaign


The Most Important Thing My Father Ever Taught Me;
Sticks and Stones may Break my Bones, but Words will Never Hurt Me.

And if it does happen, these are the people you investigate for really doing it;


"Terror" is an intangible invisible abstract concept of the human imagination.

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Well if he's gonna set off a nuke at the MTV music awards

and we were gonna do THAT OTHER THING we were talking about....

how many nukes do we even have dudes? We can afford more than one?

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

TV news reporters seem so sad

TV news reporters seem so sad these days.

Yep. Shared the video on my

Yep. Shared the video on my Facebook page (I know, right?) with the hashtag #TrollTheNSA.

There is nothing to Terrorize

There is nothing to Terrorize you but Terror itself.

And if it does happen, these

And if it does happen, these are the people you investigate for really doing it;

Cell phone manufacturers need

Cell phone manufacturers need to install a direct on/off power privacy switch connected directly to the battery, especially on phones with embedded batteries. This is so government employees can't remotely activate the camera and microphone in communication devices.

Say I'm banging my women friend and I don't want some government employee in their cubical getting off listening into my jam secession?

The first cell phone manufacturer with this feature I will buy from.
Until then, I don't keep my phone in the same room as my jam secession room.

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Thanks for the memories

Due to my traumatic brain injury I had forgotten the idea I had earlier today. It was to modify (likely through software) the phone so that pushing the power button twice would instantly take a picture. Three times, it would start recording video. Both these would send it to "the cloud" and if possible others' phones which are within range (i.e., to get around them turning off cell phone service -- i.e., via Bluetooth etc).

"Secession jam" -- tastes like Liberty. :)

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put a white noise mp3 on your phone

like loud traffic, a waterfall, etc., and play it on repeat while...uh...jamming.

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience"—Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

What if this becomes a social

What if this becomes a social networking campaign where everyone uses DHS keywords all day long for weeks on end to screw up the NSA surveillance state database? It would be hilarious.

"I'm mailing Anthrax to Piers Morgan". Oh thank you darling.

I know.

That was just precious.