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"Patriotism should come from loving thy neighbor, not from worshiping Graven images." - ironman77
"In God we trust, all others we monitor." Seemed funny at the time. Now it's just creepy.
If not, you really should credit the original author.
And here was the Reddit post that linked over to the author's takedown story:
Worded differently. It is far more likely that they came up with it, each on his own.
It happens very often. Doing comedy, both performing and writing is a lot harder than people think because you have to find a unique voice that won't overlap with someone else but also that will still connect with people.
Just saying, you might want to give the benefit of the doubt on such an easy joke.
The Philosophy Of Liberty -
Or Neverquit can respond on his/her own.
It looks like Neverquit may have been directly inspired by the shirt story appearing on Reddit. The timing is very close and the specific use of the word "only" in the first part of the slogan is telling.
to us, it is the only truth they will hear!
Liberty is on the march, tyranny is on the run!
Come on, did you really make that up or are you repeating something you heard?
If you wrote that, you need to send it to Jay Leno.
"I, __________, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic."
There is no duration defined in the Oath
Oh, so they've changed it from "fuck you" then!?
I guess that sorta kinda..pro.....gress
in being the ONLY truth they tell. ;)
Just open the box and see
When his mike was hot and he was overheard saying tell you boss I owe him another beer!
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