Hey NSA there's a lot of things I don't know but I bet you do.Submitted by Smudge Pot on Thu, 06/20/2013 - 00:27
Hey NSA there's a lot of things I don't know but I bet you do.
NSA I cannot tell you that if you go skiiing you won't get an avalanche falling down upon you and crushing your bones like small chicken wings in the teeth of a nasty pitbull.
NSA I cannot tell if your lies will one day entrap you and ensnare you like a rabbit in a clevice that managed to crawl so far as to get snared in barb wire and then somehow flipped itself into a mine field.
NSA I cannot tell you that if I get my reality game show TV thing together that I will not make you my next victim because how would I know anyways? I can't tell you I'm not going to, you make this impossible.
NSA I cannot tell you that if I see you act as who you are in my sphere that you will not be treated as a common criminal out to steal bags from old ladies pushing shopping carts down the uneven road of the American streets.
NSA I cannot tell you that neither you nor I not anybody or any power you or I know or can talk to on a physical basis can control any damn thing and the only reason I tell you this now is so that your dumbass record keeping system will be there to tell you I told you this because I just did.
NSA I cannot tell you if in fact God exists on this media or whether or not indeed our ancestors look down upon us but if so I hope that you can make a good account of yourself and your decisions because if your heart is true we might be one people.
NSA I cannot tell you how I will greet you in this life or the next but you know that I have spoken to you in the past and I am speaking to you now. Do an old Smudge a fave and whisper loud in my ear. What do you know?
(P.S. I can feel our relationship evolving. Can you feel that or is it just me? Eh! I can feel it. I know you can feel it. Come on admit it. You nutsy little rascals.)