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Putin a Secret American Patriot?


MOSCOW - Russia - Something is very wrong in America when the upholder of true American patriotism and freedom is a Russian president.

"I have a confession to make. I have always been an American patriot. I want you to uphold your right to freedom of speech and the constitution as laid out by your American founding fathers. Unlike your current president, Obama who has trashed the constitution and holds the American public with contempt and disrespect, I as a Russian am a True American Patriot. God bless America and its constitution. Thou shalt have the right to bear arms, thou shalt have the right to NOT be needlessly searched, thou shalt have the right to freedom of expression, thou shalt have the right to go about ones daily business without mass surveillance, infringement and persecution. Your current president is a commie bastard. I never thought I would say that, and I think Americans should take their goddamn country back from that Stasi piece of lying дерьмо!" Russian president Vladimir Putin said on a television address on Tuesday.

Obama's sanctimonious calls to country's like China and Russia to curb surveillance and increase internet freedom are rather redundent at the moment after the mask was pulled off by American hero Edward Snowden.

Former Obama voter, Ron Washington said: "Obama fooled me and millions of Americans. Hell, I don't think he's even a full born and bred American, like was he born here? This guy should stop with the Stasi surveillance and checkpoints. The American people are not the enemy. Quit with the destruction of the American constitution. You ain't a goddamn toe nail on the founders. Not even one hair on your body is worth what they wrote in the constitution. We, the people are not the enemy you humourless mangy dog. Now go on git. In Texas we have a saying, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, er...shame on me. Looks like I got fooled twice. Shame on me."

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Guys Relax

Breath...Its suppose tro be outlandish , its the Squib and its in the Humor section.

For Freedom!
The World is my country, all mankind is my brethren, to do good is my religion.

"Your current President is a Commie bastard"..........

Would Putin really say this? This post smells of Trollshit, but idk nothing surprises me anymore....

"I am Troll fighter, number one"



It's a spoof/satire site.

Scroll to the very bottom of that page.


What in the hell do you think the one you're on right now is?

I doubt he is a patriot in any way

but, I bet he is relishing sticking his proverbial thumb in Obama's eye. I know I am enjoying it vicariously.

That, and if I had to take a wild guess...

I imagine Putin would prolly like to know what Snowden knows.

I'd have a hard time believing that thought isn't crossing Putin's mind. I hope they don't put the screws to Snowden.

Doesn't quite sound like him

A Russian president saying "thou shalt"?

Could just be a bad translation, I suppose. ;)

This is the only thing I can find where he speaks of Snowden at all, from AlJazeera.


His comments start at about 0:24

Just open the box and see

Former head of the KGB....

...Putin himself is the spy's spy. This is a cold war extension game for him and he knows how to play.

Just like a former agency member with unclear origins is president of this nation, Russia has the same.

It's a game for him. He's having fun poking us in the eye. Think Russia doesn't do exactly the same thing to its citizens? They have a long, long history of it. They just didn't get caught. DC did.

Putin ran Lyublyanka, Russia's Gitmo. Don't forget that.


the former KGB guy Putin? That is quite a stretch. Putin is just taking advantage of an opportunity to stick it in obummer's eye.


He is anti Anglo American Empire. If that aligns with what we want, it is purely because some of our objectives are the same.

Ron brought the Liberty movement together, Rand is expanding the crap out of it! :)