How do we get our ducks to cluck? How do we get our chickens to quack?
The slogan press on has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
- Calvin Coolidge
"This parodies some of the other TED talks where they state what's blatantly obvious over and over again to applause from the crowd."
“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
and is only allowed when demonstrating a subtle point about a current hot topic, and/or sex.
Question: How come when you eat a cow it's called beef, you eat a pig it's called pork, you eat a sheep it's called mutton, but you eat a panda and it's just called panda?
but I do agree that cows go "moo" ;)
You just keep peeling away my feathers like an onion, Chris. I am going to be pondering this for weeks.
er, I mean, bump...
the cuddly ones always lie
Didn't blow my mind, but it was good stuff.
Apparently they go 'moo...'