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Boooming Tear Gas Industry Continues To Lead Global Economic Recovery

A Facebook friend is apparently under the impression that Ron Paul is still running for office"


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I hate onions...

but I LOVE "The Onion"!

"What light is to the eyes - what air is to the lungs - what love is to the heart, liberty is to the soul of man."
-Robert Green Ingersoll

Some people just don't get it.

You have to peel back the layers.....

It was probably the pandas

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This requires your immediate attention

It is urgent, this is the first thing I saw when I was over at Smithsoninan Magazine today. The pro panda propaganda runs rampant when you are not around.


Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut. Hemingway

What's black and white and red all over?

The great commie panda menace.

Great story. Always thought that Nixon fellow was a sympathizer.

Futurama: Richard Nixon watches a Squirrel: http://youtu.be/1ne_Lv0OUus

It was probably the pandas