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Why I Like John Kerry, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton

Every time one of these buttclowns states a position on something I just take the opposite viewpoint.

This saves me huge amounts of time having to research things like Egypt, Iran, Snowden, that I can use to do the other things I enjoy, such as:

-Staring at the wall
-Eating soup
-Studying Rothbardian economics
-Not listening to Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, or John McCain

So thanks Johnny, Johnnie, and Hitlery. Please keep opening your big dumb mouths. The flowers bloom brighter with every ounce of bs that oozes from your stupid faces.

Hail to the chief.

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DARPA (Defense Advance Research Panda Agency) is the thing that


Chris Indeedski!

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underestimate the Enemy. Always fatal.



Chris Indeedski!

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McCain and Co. need to be reminded of this

we need to stop sending foreign aid to Egypt immediately. Of course the CIA ignores this all the time.

Section 508 of the U.S. Foreign Operations Appropriations Act

None of the funds appropriated or otherwise made available pursuant to this Act shall be obligated or expended to finance directly any assistance to the government of any country whose duly elected head of government is deposed by military coup or decree: Provided, That assistance may be resumed to such government if the President determines and certifies to the Committees on Appropriations that subsequent to the termination of assistance a democratically elected government has taken office: Provided further, That the provisions of this section shall not apply to assistance to promote democratic elections or public participation in democratic processes: Provided further, That funds made available pursuant to the previous provisos shall be subject to the regular notification procedures of the Committees on Appropriations."

RP R3VOLution

John Kerry is a pubic figure.


Chris Indeedski!

Daily Paul cured my abibliophobia.


This is exactly how I feel when CAGOP sends me their list of endorsed candidates. Saves me a lot of time researching.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift


I SOOOO needed that today! Amazing.


"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience"—Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Hehe awesome.

Hehe awesome.

Here's a soup

That we enjoy that takes less than 10 minutes after the broth comes to a boil.


Ron Paul Was Right

John Kerry's wife is about to die and leave him a whole lot of

Ketchup! I wonder if he married for power and money. What a tool.


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It's predator feeding upon predator.

Kerry's wife got her money and power by marrying into the Heinz fortune. After Sen. Heintz's untimely death, she had money, but not enough power. Kerry had power, but not enough money. This was a good match.

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You forgot

Lindsey Graham.

Everyone needs to forget Lindsey Graham.


Chris Indeedski!

Daily Paul cured my abibliophobia.


+10 pts. Well played.

Hillary McCain, Kerry

The only Left wing conspiracy nut-job and they want to elect her to watch over us at 3AM like Benghazi....They are spinning into madness over on the left...McCain = Lord forgive him for he knows not what he does, but he thinks he knows it all after he consults his pile of old dead men's skull and bones which will only lead us to the tormentors he once escaped from. Kerry nice guy with no spine to do what is right and it will ruin him.

Chris, consider joining our

Staring At The Wall meetup. Sometimes people bring soup.

"All our words are but crumbs that fall down from the feast of the mind." - Khalil Gibran
"The Perfect Man has no self; the Holy Man has no merit; the Sage has no fame." - Chuang Tzu

Sounds like fun.

I'll bring the croutons...

Chris Indeedski!

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I'm just glad John Kerry has

I'm just glad John Kerry has very little time to enjoy the nice things he owns.

Attention, Topeka residents: John Kerry, who owns a $7 million yacht, a $7 million Beacon Hill townhome, a $9 million ocean-front Nantucket home, a $5 million Idaho ski retreat, a $4 million estate in Pennsylvania, and a $5 million home in Georgetown, wants you to undergo mandatory lifestyle cutbacks to prevent CO2-induced bad weather.


Actually his real name is John Forbes Kohn

Family was Jewish on his father's side.

RP R3VOLution

Soup is pretty good.

Soup is pretty good.

Soup is good food

Dead Kennedys song


Sounds like we all are fond of soup.


Chris Indeedski!

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How do you embed videos?

How did you embed that video on this Web site?

Can you post the HTML tags ?

on youtube, below the video, next to about it says share.

click on share. You'll see the word 'embed.' Click on that. Now cut the code and paste it. Walla! You've got an embedded video!

Chris Indeedski!

Daily Paul cured my abibliophobia.

On this Web Site?

Well I have done that before for postings on this Web Site, but the embed tags did not work.

Sometimes, one of the adminstrators here intervenes and does some 'magic' to make the embedded video then appear.

So my question was not a general question about enbedding, but what is the DailyPaul.com site codes and syntax that are recognized?

Because their old and will be

Because their old and will be dead of old age soon?

Oh, you know it. Though with a combined age of 863 years...

You would think they would have a little more wisdom...

Chris Indeedski!

Daily Paul cured my abibliophobia.


Whew, I was worried you had developed a fetish for the criminally immoral.

Free includes debt-free!